::looks around then closes the door:: You're alone, right? Okay, good. Because what you're about to see here is the largest and possibly most pathetic character blip of all time. You see, while I'm online masquerading as a Goth, internally, nothing can be farther from the truth. I am a Total Romantic at heart. I fall in love rather easily, and spend countless (enjoyable) months recovering and writing poetry about it. Anyway, just to add a sense of familiarity to this place, I've decided to just follow my heart and characterize all of my sappy poems by guy. I owe it to you to know what you're dealing with.

Well, no I don't, but I'll do it anyway.

One of my first (and most poetic) loves, Dan

Drew...I don't know what I can say about him.

The most amazing 15 minutes of my life, Haldeman

Chris. Just Chris.

Finally, and regrettably, Benjamin

Well, that's it...my heart and soul. I hope you enjoyed it, I guess. I dunno.

By the way, if anyone asks, it was all about death, 'kay?