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Yo mamma so fat when she tries to roll out of bed in the morning she rocks herself back to sleep.

Yo mama so bald when she wears a turtle-neck she looks like a busted condom!...

Your momma so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk..

Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said her phone number..

Yo sister's so skinny she makes kate moss look like rosanne barr.

Your mama is so old she farts dust.
Your mama is so fat her blood type is ragu.
Your mama is so black she sweats coffee...

Your mama is like a pirates treasure.... Sunken Chest.
Mamas soooo ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a pay check.
Mamas like a harware store....10 cent screws.
Mama is like a roll of toilet paper.... Roll er out User and throw er out.
Mamas sooo hairy she has fros on er nipples.
You iz so dumb dat you got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.

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Your mama's so fat that when she took a bath she left a ring around the world..

Your mamma is so ugly she go in a haunted house and come out wit a job application..

Yo mamma so stupid, she thought MCI was a rapper.
Yo mamma so rough, she gargle wit peanut butter.

Are your teeth cold? Then why do they got two yellow jakets on?..

Yo momma is so hairy, she got cornrolls on her back.

Yo momma is so horny she can fuck the crack of dawn.
Your momma so fat, that when she puts on her B.V.D.'s it spells out BOULEVARD.
Yo momma is so fat when she got in the car it became a low rider.

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Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers!

Yo momma's so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro!

Your mother is so horny, her vibrator comes with dual airbags.
Your mother is llike a bubble-gum machine--five cents a blow.
Your mother's so rough, she can eat iron and shit BMWs.
Your mother is so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to take a piss.
Your mother is so stank, when she holds her farts it makes her breath smell like shit.
Your mother is so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
Your ass is so big, you get shit stains on your coller.
Your mothers ass is so big, she rents it out as a bus stop.
Your mother is like a hair dryer--turn her on and she blows.
I could have been your father, but the line was too long.
Your girl is so loose, she has two-for-one dollar days.
Your girl is like a twinkie--always pumped full of cream.
Your mother is like an elephant in bed, 'csuse i fuck her for peanuts.
Your mothers lips are so big, she can kiss her own ass.

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Yo Mamaz teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic stops.
Yo Mamaz so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo Mamaz breath is so stank people look foward to her farts.
Yo Mamaz so fat she went to Sizzlers and da bitch got a group discount.
Yo Mamaz so fat da bitch stepped on da scale and it said one at a time.
Yo Mamaz so fat da bitch stepped on da scale and it said to be continued.
Yo teeth are so big it look like yo mama had a affair wit Mr. Ed.

Yo mama is so fat, when she cross the street, she got a ticket for obstructing traffic!

Your mama's so old the bitch smells like two-hundred year old wolf pussy.
Your mama's so old she farts dust.
Your mama's so fat the bitch got shot and bled chocolate milk.
Your mama's got wooden tit's and breast feeds beavers.
I'm jealous cuz your mom gots a bigger dick than I do.
Your so ugly when you jerk off your hands try to go to sleep.
Your mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a damn pack of hotdogs.
Your mama's so old the bitch owes jesus food stamps.
Your breath smells so bad the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle.

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You so poor I went to your house and asked "where's the bathroom" yo mom said "upstairs second bucket to the right".
You so poor I went to yo house and lit a ciggarette and yo moms chanted "clap yo' hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat".
Yo momma so stank she uses black flag as deodarant.
Yo moms just like the police she rolls up and parks anywhere..

Ya, Ya ma, Ya mama so dumb . . . . She delivered one kid and called it singlets!

Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mamma so fat chap stick had to invent a spray.
Yo mamma so fat she had to iron her clothes in the driveway

Yo moms is so good at swallowing she made the phrase 'Melts in your mouth, not in your hands'.

Yo mama's like a goalie she changes pads every three periods.
Yo mama's so fat her drivers license picture says continued on other side.
Yo mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama's like a race car she goes through 30 rubbers a day..

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Yo peeps are so po, they be make'n the roaches up in da crib pay rent.
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!.
Yo momma is so UGLY her Rice Krispies won't even talk to her.
Yo momma so fat, when she play hopscotch, it goes like dis... New York, LA, Chicago, Miami.

Yo mom's is so nasty, she has to put ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!.

Yo momma sucks dick so good, I had to pull the sheets out my ass.
Yo momma's every carpenters dream.........Flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo momma's teeth so ugly, When she smiles, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a feild goal.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a convertible and couldn't get out.

Ya mama's so dumb, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phon company..

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to get out of the car to shift gears..

Yo mama so fat, she needs a travel agent to find her asshole.

Your Mom's so fat she was standing on a street corner and a cop walked over to her and said "Alright, alright, everybody break it up."..

Yo mama breath so bad that she goes to the dentist and gets her teeth cleened and her breath pulled.

Your mom is so fat that whens she wears a Malcolm X shirt, helicopters think SHE'S the landing pad!
Your momma's so fat and ugly when she goes bungee jumping they think it's God walking his dog!
Your momma's so fat that when trying on clothes, only thing that fits her is the dressing room!
Your momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smile at street signs all the cars slow down!.

You better shut up before I change the combination on my zipper and make you starve to death.
Yo Momma's so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell.
When yo mamma sits around the house she sit's AROUND tha house.

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Yo moma glasses so thick she see into the future.
Yo moma so fat, we in her right now!
Yo moma got a green afro and she thinks she's a tree..

I coulda been yo momma, bu tha person infront of me had exact change.

Yo mommas so stupid she tripped on a cordless phone.

Yo mamma so fat her clit has a knee.
Yo mamma so fat , when she takes her panties off, there's still pussy in it.

Your mamma's so poor ...she can't even PAY attention.
Your mamma's sucks so much dick ... she can sell her spit to a sperm bank.
Your mamma's so horney ... she goes to church just to hear the organ.
Your mamma's teeth are so yellow ... I just can't believe it's not butter.
Your mamma's so fat ... when I got on top of her my ears popped..

Yo' mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.

Yo momma so fat, dat when she goes to the beach all da kids be yellin' "FREE WILLY!!"..
Yo mama so stupid she had a tampon on her ear talkin bout she can't find her pencil...

Yo mommaz so fat its easier to go over the bitch than around.

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Yo mamma so fat, she got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook!

Yo' mama got no legs talkin' bout' her favorite is stand up comedy..

Yo mammy glasses are so thick, when she looks into a map she sees people waving at her..

Yo momma so fat the bitch would of been on e. t. but when she rode the bike across the moon she caused an eclipse..

Yo mama's so loose when she sits on a bar stool she falls on da floor...Smokedawg

Yo mommaz got no legs, she's talkin about "let's kick it".
Yo daddy so old dat he got to stick his dick in da freezer to make his dick hard...Xx

Yo moma stink so bad she smells like potpouri piss..

Yo mom's so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo momz don't have any legs and her underarms are always kicking...

Yo momma so ugly, my lunn fell off.
Your momma is so dam dirty that shes the one that started the disease aids...

Your mama's such a slut she calls her husband "Daddy!"..

Yo momma's so big she flosses her teeth with a rope.
Yo momma's so stupid she failed homeroom.
Yo momma's so old Lincoln emancipated her.
Yo momma's so slow she gets outrun by snails.
Yo momma's so dark she can't tell whether her eyes are open or closed.
Yo momma's so fat she paints her toenails with icing.
Yo momma's so ugly, her parents fed her by mail.
Yo momma's so fat she wears convertibles for roller-skating.
Yo momma's so old her breath killed off the dinosaurs.
Yo momma's so stupid she made a deposit at a sperm bank.
Yo momma's so bad she makes Hitler look like the Pope.
Yo momma's so crazy she makes Michael Jackson look normal.

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Yo mamma eats so much food her lunchbox has wheels on it.

Yo' mama so fat when she got on a bus it turned in to a LOW-RIDER!
Yo' mama's so fat 2pac spent most of his life tryin' to get around her.
Yo' mama is so fat she get horny when she see's a Carl's Jr. hamburger.
Yo' mama's so fat when she went to Sea World they wouldn't let her in cuz they were afraid she'd all the fishes and SHAMU!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought an AK47 was a math problem..

Yo momma ain't got no eyez talk'n bout hand me a flash light.

Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo momma so fat she uses two greyhounds for rollerblades!..

Ya momma so fat, she gets skin wedgies.
Ya momma so fat, she don't buy one advent calendar and eat the twenty-five chocolates, she buys twenty-five advent calendars and eats the boxes.
Ya momma so stupid, she thought a law suit was something to wear to court.
Ya momma so fat, she don't eat subway sandwiches, she eat the subway!
Ya momma so fat, she got Shamu and Orca wantin' to take pictures with her.

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Yo mamaz so fat her belt size is equater.
Yo mamaz so fat after sex I rolled over 3 timez and I was still on tha bitch.
Yo mamaz so nasty she has to creep up on the bath water.
Yo mamaz so skinny she has 2 run around in tha shower juss to git wet.
Yo mamaz like a human basketball hoop, everyone triez to put their ballz in..

Yo mammas so stupid she got fired from the m&m fatory for throwing away the w's.

Yo momma so hairy, her breasts feel like coconuts.

Yo mamma's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's liscense..

Yo moms is so dark, when she gets out of the car the oil light goes on..

Your momma is so short she smoke marijuana to get high..

You so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look and smacked yo' mamma!
Yo' mamma so fat, her ass has its own zip code!
Tell yo' mamma to stop changing her lip stick! My dog got a rainbow colored dick!..

Yo momma iz so dirty, last time she had a bath she found the t-shirt that she used for P.E at school.

Yo momma is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat people scream TAXI!!! TAXI!!!..

. Yo momma is so old the bitch dreams in black and white..

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Your moms is so fat a little kid yelled "HEY KOOL-AID!" and the bitch jumped through a brick wall!
Your moms got no feet talkin about "I'm gonna run for president!"
Your moms so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!.

Yo momma so dark that when she goes to night classes she gets counted absent..

Yo mama so old, she was at the first day of slavery.

Yo momma so stank, she cut the string off the tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumpin'
Yo mama like a lollypop every one gets a lick!..

Yo mama is so dirty, she gave me an ear infection thru the telephone!.

Yo mama's so old, she went to antique shop, and they kept her...

Yo momma so dumb, she stuck a phone up her ass to get the booty call..
Yo mama's so fat, I rolled off her and kept on rollin...

When I see a Christmas card that says ho ho ho....I know to address it to your sister.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter she gave George Washington a nose bleed..

Yo momma like rocky road ice cream...she gots nuts and cream!...

Yo moms is so strong she can blow bubbles with Now & Laters!.

Yo mamma is so slutty she can suck start a harley..

Ya mama so skinny her nipples touch.

Yo moma so nasty her parents had to feed her with a sling shot.
Yo moma so fucking fat her blood type is Crisco...

Your moma is so fat when I make love to her, her arse got burnt on the lightbulb..

Yo momma so stupid she got fired from a blow job.
Yo momma so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast feed you.
Yo moms so ugly she make's an onion cry!.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo moms so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
Yo family so big, I through a rock inside and hit everybody..

Yo mama got an afro wit a chin strap..

Your moma's so fat she's got to wear a tent, brought to you by BrownBear..

Yo mommas so dyslexic I told her to get me me some head and shoulders and the bitch got on my shoulders and gave me head!.

Your mama is so black, she could show up at a funeral naked.
Your so poor, the last time you had a hot meal, your house was on fire.

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Yo mama ain't got no back... the bitch alwayz frontin'..

Yo moms is so fat I had her hold up her belly while I screwed her...

Yo momma so fat her shadow weigh 50 pounds!..

Yo Mama is so old she farts dust...

Yo mama's so old she was George Washington's campaign manager...

Yo momma is so fat everytime the bitch turns around it's her birthday..

You're so stupid, they had to burn down the school to get you out of the third grade..

Yo momma got three legs and waks in circles..

Yo Mama so stupid da bitch thought "Taco Bell" was a Mexican telephone company.
Yo Mama so fat she wears a watch on each wrist because da bitch is in 2 different time zones...

Yo mamma is so fat, we're inside her right now!..

Yo momma so fat she has to iron her pants on a three car drive way.

Yo mama´s so blue cuz she can't get rid of you..

Yo momma is so stank, she gave sourdough bread a yeast infection..

How do you know your mother is on the rag? Your brother's dick tastes funny..

Ya moms nose is so big, her boogers look like green apples.

Yo mama so dum she asked Andre the Giant on a date..

Yo mama's so stupid, she chipped her tooth on a vibrator..

Yo mama's ears are so big, she looks like a car coming down the road wit both doors open...

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Your momma so fat, when she fell down and broke her leg, gravy poured out..

Ya mom's gap so big it look like Moses was on her gums and parted her teeth..

Yo moma so stank, her sure deodorant is now confused.
Yo moma so fat, that when god said " Let there be light", she had to move her ass out of the way.
Yo mama so stupid, the bitch tripped over the cordless phone.
Yo moma got no arms, and she's talking about joigning the pointer sisters.
Yo sista so fat, her guardian angel has to sleep in another room.
Yo moms is so ugly, the doctor had to slap the shit out of her parents.
Yo moma so fat, when i took her to the beach, all the kids yelled:FREE WILLY, FREE WILLY

Yo Papa'z so horny, he goes to KFC for breasts!.

You momma so cross-eyed you looked at a dime and saw two nickles..

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Yo mama so stupid I saw her holding a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo mama so fat I could show a double feature on her ass.
Yo mama so fat that God can't lift her spirits.
Yo mama so poor that when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head our the window and said "ding dong."
Yo mama so poor I aked to use that bathroom and she pointed to the corner.
I would have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Your mama is so fat, we she stepped on the scale it said, "One at a time, please..

Yo mama's lips so big, when she smiles she gets lpstick on her cheeks..

Yo' Moms ain't got no fingers talkin' 'bout let's go bombin'..

Yo momma so fat she jumped in the grand canyonn and got stuck..

Yo Mama's so fat not even Tupac can "Get Around" her..

Your Momma's like a bowling ball, picked up, fingered, dropped, rolled over, thrown in the gutter, and coming back for more...

Yo Moma dislocated her jaw suckin' my dick.
Yo Moma so horny her vibrator has itz own nuclear power plant...

Yo moma so fat, the dog had to cover her face with a pillow while he was doing her.
Yo sista so nasty, when she falls the ground spits her out.
Yo moma's pussy is so nasty, that when i threw it up in the air, the sun went down and the moon never showed up..

Yo daddy is so short, he got a job posing for trophy figures..

Yo moma so fat when she put on her Malcom X jacket a helicopter landed on her.
Yo moma so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinkin on the job..

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Yo Mamma so fat when she sits around the house she really sits around the house.

Yo Mamma so fat, she went to KFC to get a bucket and they gave her the one on the roof!..

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund!
Yo mama so dumb she brought a cup to see the movie JUICE!.

Your sister is so horny her vibrator runs on a die hard..

Your mama is so tall she did a cartwheheel and kicked God in the chest..

Yo' momma is so ugly, you follow her everywhere she goes so you never have to kiss her goodbye..

Yo momma is so fat she can sit on a dollar and get four Quarters back.
Yo momma so gotdamn fat da bitch is on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't have to take a car to the drive-in!..

Yo mamma is so slow as shit through a silkscreen on the north pole...

Your house is so small that your address is in fractions 1/2 road..

Yo mamma is so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed...

Yo mommas so studid, syke I love the bitch, ask her if she can come over and suck my dick..

Ya moms is so old....she got jesus beeper number.
Ya moms is so old man....when god said let there be light, she fliped the switch..

Your moms is so stupid the bitch was pissed and got a happy meal.
Your family so fuckin poor you went in to Mc Donalds just to smell the food.
Your moms is so stupid she ask me, " what comes after x". I said "Y", she said "mutherfucka cause i wanna know"!..

Yo moms is so small she can hang glide on dorito chip.
Yo moms is like a airplane the bitch is always trippin..

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Yo mama so old.......She has a start jacket with Jerusalem on it!
Yo momma so fat, when she masturbates it smells like ham!..

Yo moms is like a chicken McNugget, she got no breast..

Your moms smell so damn bad the trick used Secret and it told on her..

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, she invented I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!..

Yo house is so small that they put yo adress next door...

Yo family so poor they had scratch and sniff turkey for thanksgiving.
Yo momma so old her birthday expired.
Yo momma so old shes dreaming reruns.
Yo momma so stupid she went to jiffy lub to get her cornbread buttered.
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challange and choose Jif!
Yo momma so stupid she went to fill out a job application and where it said print name she put n a m e and where it said sign she put capricorn...

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