I, have finally arrived after spending a few months in darkness, I am in light. I have come to a wonderful house with so many people my dadaji is around 60 years but has a very impressive personality, he has little hair on his head but his mustaches are yanky.  Then my dadiji, she will be 50 soon but I am keeping her awake all night to undo what I keep doing every hour or two, I don't know how to clean myself but will learn it after a few years.  I have been told that my name is Raghav.

Thats my Dadaji and Dadiji.   

Thats my papa and mummy on my papa birthday, but I did not get a share of the cake. Papas mustache also had a share, don't worry I will have it next year with interest.

Thats my Nanaji and Naniji.

Thats my bade pop and bade mom. She wants to make me hep, branded you knowww!