NAME:                            Enrique Martin Morales
BETTER KNOW AS:      a complete wanker
D.O.B:                             Octember the twenty tenth
PLACE OF BIRTH:         Paris, Scotland
ZODIAC SIGN:               Cheese Supreme
HEIGHT:                          1'6
EYE COLOUR:                Light black
HAIR COLOUR:             dark white
PARENTS:                       Mother Goose,
                                         Father Christmas,
SIBLINGS:                       Satan,
                                         Vanilla,
                                         Ice,
                                         Rick,
                                         Astley
FAVE FOOD:                  Aruguain, & Antarctican
LEAST FAVE FOOD:      Cat
FAVE ACTOR:                Gumby
FAVE MOVIE:                 Oliver
FAVE DESIGNER:           Traxx
FAVE SONG:                   Star Trekkin (The Firm)
BEST QUALITY:              lack of genitals
WORST QUALITY:         lack of genitals
WORST FEAR:                to realize what he is singing
HERO:                              Antonio De-Fue