Take My Ma, Please

Meet my Ma, Meredith

People & Place France PCOS China Adoption

This is my ma, Meredith. Well you'll get the picture when I get a good one of her. She is SINGLE. All of the children are grown. She is mentally and financially stable (as in she is gainfully employed). She is looking for ARIES. Why you might ask? (I already asked her) 'Cos my madre went to see a psychic who told her she was going to meet someone and he's an ARIES. So there! I thought I would help her out a bit. (Since there seems to be a shortage of good Aries out there, we are opening up to all signs of the zodiac!). Ma likes sewing (she's very good), she makes teddy bears and quilts. She also likes mysteries (she's a big reader), dancing, and she's brillant with home decorating (Martha Stewart wannabe!) and things like that. She's very good with motivating people (it's part of her job) and organizing (telling everyone what-to-do). I think she's very pretty, she's got nice blue eyes that she didn't pass on to neither me nor my sister, MIKI. Oh yes, I forgot to mention, she is a package deal. She comes with three dogs, Samantha, the hyper Yorkie, PB the neurotic Yorkie, and a new male Yorkie she is fostering. So if you are interested in my lovely mummy, you can just send me an Email, and I'll forward it to her (after careful screening). This offer is available only to mentally stable people.
Pyschos needn't apply (been there, done that).