All I need to know
about life i learned from
a COW!


1)Wake up in a happy MOOOO-d.
2)Dont cry over spilled milk.
3)When chewing your cud, remember: there's not fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste.
4)The grass is greener on the other side of the fence
5)Turn the udder cheek and moooo-ve on.
6)Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it's worth.
7)Its better to be seen and not herd.
8)Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
9)Never take any bull from anybody
10)Always let them know who is bossy.
11)Stepping on cowpies brings good luck.
12)Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
13)Don't forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.

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