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Quotes of the Week |
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"Think where man's glory most begins and ends, |
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"I've learned not to put things in my mouth that are bad for me." |
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"All you need is love." |
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"I don't mind when people talk about dumb blondes, because I know I'm not dumb, and because I know I'm not blonde." |
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"It took something like this to make the Miss America Pageant look good to me." |
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"It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that really matter." |
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An Irish Blessing: "Here's to this house: may the roof above it never fall in, and may the friends gathered below it never fall out." |
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"Half of knowing what you want is knowing what you have to give up to get it." |
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"If you want to get a busy woman to relax, forget the martinis and the fancy dinner. |
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"What's next year's winner doing now? Practicing." |
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"Do we really want this child raised by guys stupid enough to get into a hostage situation with Janet Reno?" |
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Q: "What's the Australian Man's idea of foreplay?" |
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"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person who makes leaning unneccessary." |
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"What should teen-agers never forget? A simple acronym: GEM. Guilt Equals Money. Make your parents feel guilty and your financial possibilities are limitless." |
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"It is sad to grow old, but quite nice to ripen." |
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"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it." |
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"They've become infomercials. And bad ones." |
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"Motherhood is a way of life, chosen in great ignorance, and the bedrock of much of what we are, and will become." |
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"Book stores are like bars for people who read." |
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" Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." |
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"It's a cardinal rule of politics: Never get caught it bed with a dead woman or a live man." |
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" Courage without Wisdom is Foolishness." |