Heres Ned trying (unsuccesfully) not to lose his cool.
Ned forelorned. :(
Once something has been approved by the government, it is no longer immoral.
NED: Reverand, I need to know. Is god punishing me?? REV: Ooooooh, short answer, Yes with an 'if'. Long answer, No with a 'but'. If you need additional solace, by the way, I got a copy of something or another by Art Linkletter in my office.