What do Apu and Willie have in common that would warrant me putting them both on the same page?? Other than being two of my favorite charactors, probably not much.
Mr Simpson, please pay for your purchases and get out and...COME AGAIN!
I don't understand!
(singing)I'm Sgt Peppers lonely hearts club, man. I hope I will enjoy my show.
You magnificant bastard!
Silly Customer! You cannot hurt a twinkie!
aaahhh Theres nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased scotsman. Now, out we go!
SKINNER: The students are over-stimulated. Willie! Remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. WILLIE: Ahhh warned ya!! Didn't ahh warn ya??? The colored chaulk was forged by lucifer himself!!
WILLIE: You've got the shinnin'!! BART: You mean 'shining'! WILLIE: Shhh Ya wanna get sued??