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Differences between dogs and cats
Miscellaneous Dog Stuff
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 Barney, a three year-old chocolate male, on the patio |
 Barney & Molly at nap time |
 Molly & Barney at the dinner table |
 Molly & Barney catching some rays |
 Molly wakes up |
 Molly & Barney are awake |
 Molly is a five year-old yellow female. |
 Barney and Molly's companions, Carol & Fred Plassman |
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around." - Cowboy wisdom
"Most dog owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog." - Robert Morley
"The best thing about a man is his dog." - French Proverb
"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich." - Louis Sabin
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
"And nobody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made." - M. Facklam
"I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons." - Will Rogers
"Nobody can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned by a dog." - Gene Hill
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
"The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog ... He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer; he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounter with the roughness of the world ... When all friends desert, he remains." - George V. Fest
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