When I started this website I never dreamed I would come up with so many pages.
I sent email out to cyber buddies for title suggestions.  From suggestions on title this page started.
I credit the title of the page to cyberpal ~Mary.

My cyberpals are often flooding my email with jokes~humor and other funnies.
I decided to create a page to share some of them here.

I chose the background of a clown, because I always loved clowns. They always seem to bring a smile to my face.

Please stop back often. I am sure with my cyberpals help, this page will grow

Hugs..................Jeanne

MIND READER BRAIN TEASER

     DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!!!
     It only takes 30 seconds for gosh sakes
     It really works!
     Work this out as you read.

    **Follow these 6 steps, and this will amaze you.
     1. Pick the number of days a week that you would like to go out
        (see a movie, eat pizza, whatever).

     2.  Multiply this number by 2.

     3. Add 5.

     4.  Multiply it by 50.

     5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1748.
         If you haven't, add 1747.

     6. Last step:  Subtract the four digit year that you were born.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

     RESULTS:
     You should have a three digit number:
     The first digit of this was your original number (how many
      times you wanted to go out each week)
     The second two digits are your age!!!
     ** This is the only year (1998) it will ever work, so spread
     the fun and mail it to a friend--or someone who just loves brain

games.
(sent by Linda)

TOP  TEN  REASONS  GOD  CREATED  EVE.....

   10.  God worried that Adam would always be lost in the
  garden because men hate to ask  for directions.

    9.  God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand
  him the TV remote.  (Men  don't want to see what's ON television, they
  want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)

    8.  God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when
  his wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

    7.  God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's
  appointment for himself.
    6.  God knew that Adam would never remember which night was
  garbage night.
    5.  God knew that if the world was to be populated, men
  would never be able to handle childbearing.

    4.  As "Keeper of the Garden,"  Adam would never remember
  where he put his tools.

    3.  The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed
  someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

    2.  As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be
  alone!"
   AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON GOD CREATED EVE........
    1.  When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped
  back, scratched His head  and  said, "I can do better than that!

(sent by Janie)

When all else Fails.........

(sent by Dianne)

 ST. PETER

A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so,
upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says "I'm not very busy today,
why don't you let me show you around?"  The guy thinks this is a great
idea and graciously accepts the offer.

St. Peter shows him all the sights, the golf course, the reading room
 library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they
come to a HUGE room full of clocks.  The guy asks, "What's up with
these clocks?"
St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how
much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person
dies and comes to the Gates to be judged."

 The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks
are going faster than others. He asks "Why is that?"

St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it
speeds his clock."  This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last
look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of
the ceiling.

On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he
asks, "What's the story with that clock?"  "Oh, that," St. Peter replies,
"That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."

( sent by Linda )

   (sent by Janie )

    (sent by Janie)

(could this be Lea doing the "E" word :)

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for

their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook
it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held
it
up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of
candy!" "That's right!" shouted the little girl.

The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held
it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger
and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy answered. The
teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she
asked. "No," the boy answered. Finally, the teacher said, "I give up.
What is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"

(sent by Janie )

Did you ever think about all the things that computers do for us?
It's just funny now to think of how we use words differently, and
what they used to mean before... Take a look.....

REMEMBER WHEN . . .

A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW...

A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN...

AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT...

MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND

AND GIG WAS YOUR MIDDLE FINGER UPRIGHT

             NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES

AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT

A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW

A CURSOR USED PROFANITY

A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO

MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE

A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT

AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT