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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted: "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe
me; if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here." |
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"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My wife is a good cook, no risk." |
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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that
they're going to die." |
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"Our wines leave you nothing to hope for"
on the menu of a Swiss restaurant |
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"For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service"
sign in a Hong Kong supermarket |
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