The Washington State Department of Health is running radio ads which claim cigarette smoke contains methane, a noxious gas "which just happens to be the main ingredient in cow gas..."
So if you're out of cigarettes in a rural farm area, you know where to go if you need a drag... |
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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"Was he successful?"
"Yup, I had to sell my car to pay his bill." |
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"How much to have this tooth pulled?"
"$90.00."
"$90.00 for just a few minutes work???"
"I can extract it very slowly if you like." |
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Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 hours! That's terrible!! WHAT could be worse? What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." |
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