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Student was asked to list the 10 Commandments in any order. His answer?
3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7.
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After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had." |
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A father was at the beach with his children when his four year old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay
dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
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A man prays for guidance: "Oh God -- What should I do with my life? What do you expect of me? What will happen to me after I die? What is the meaning of life?"
For a while, Creation is silent. Then a booming voice, sounding severely impatient, shouts from heaven: "READ -- THE -- FAQ!" |
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