Teacher: "What's the nation's capital?"
Pupil: "Washington DC"
Teacher: "What does DC stood for?
Pupil: "Dot com." |
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Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to
go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Little Johnny jumped up and yelled, "Because people are sleeping!" |
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Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?"
Student: "Big hands!" |
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"Ellen, give me a sentence starting with 'I'."
"I is..."
"No, Ellen. Always say, 'I am.'"
"All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'" |
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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What do you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card." |
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| "Little Johnny," asked his teacher, "if your father earned $100.00 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?"
"A heart attack!" |
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