1985
Bowling For Soup
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned 24
Only been with one man
What happened to her plan

She wsa gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of white snakes car
Her yellow SUV
Is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been
Alright

Springstein, Madonna
Way befor Nirvana
There was U2 and Blondie
And music still on MTV

Her two kids
In high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupes
With 19, 19, 1985

She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast club, Pretty in Pink
Even St. Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Biscuit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran

Where's the miniskirt
Made of snakeskin
And who's the other guy
That's singing in Van Halen
When did reality
Become TV
Whatever happened to
Sitcoms, gameshows
(On the radio there was)

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupies
With19, 19, 1985

She hates time
Make it stop
When did Motley Crew become classic rock
And when did Ozzy, become an actor
Please make this stop, stop, stop
And bring back

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Hre two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupies
with 1985

Springstein, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupies
With 19, 19, 1985