The Cat/English dictionary
written ???? not me.
miaow =Feed me.
meeow =Pet me.
mrooww = I love you.,
miioo-oo-oo = I am in love and must meet my
betrothed outside beneath the hedge.
Don't wait up.
mrow = I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww = Please, the time is come to tidy
the cat box.
rrrow-miawww =I have remedied the cat box untidiness
by shoveling the contents as far out
of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow =Play with me.
miaowmioaw =Have you noticed the shortage of
available cat toys in this room?
mioawmioaw =Since I can find nothing better to
play with, I shall see what happens
when I sharpen my claws on this
handy piece of furniture.
raowwwww= I think I shall now spend time
licking the most private parts
of my anatomy.
mrowwwww=I am now recalling, with
sorrow, that some of my private
parts did not return with me
from that visit to the vet.
roww-maww-roww =I am so glad to see that you have
returned home with both arms full
of groceries. I will now rub myself
against your legs and attempt to
trip you as you walk towards the
kitchen.
mmeww=I believe I have heard a burglar. If
you would like to go and beat him
senseless,=I shall be happy to keep your spot in the
bed warm.
gakk-ak-ak =My digestive passages seem to have
formed a hairball. Wherever could
this have come from? I shall leave
it here upon the carpeting.
mow =Snuggling is a good idea.
moww =Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww!= I was enjoying snuggling and shedding
in the warm clean laundry until you
removed me so unkindly.
miaow! miaow!= I have discovered that, although one
may be able to wedge his body through
the gap behind the stove and intothat
little drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more difficultto navigate.
mraakk!= Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssroww! =I believe that I have found a woodchuck.
I shall now act terribly brave.
mmmmmmm = If I sit in the sunshine for another
week or so, I think I shall be satisfied.