Only In America

Only in America...  Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in America...  Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

Only in America...  Do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry,
and a diet coke.

Only in America...  Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in America...  Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.

Only in America...  Do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.

Only in America...  Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in America...  Do we use the word "politics" to describe the
process so well: "poli" in latin meaning "many," and "tics" meaning
"blood-sucking creatures."

Only in America... Can a school teacher get fired for having a Bible on
her desk.

Only in America... Do we have several unread Bibles in our home, while most of
the rest of the world is begging for just one copy.

Only in America... Do I offend people by wishing them a Merry Christmas.

Only in America... Can a draft dodger, a pot smoker, a fornicator, a liar,
and who knows what else sleep in the president's house while veterans
sleep on the street.

"If my people will humble themselves before me, I will heal their lands and
and they will prosper".

God help us.

Authur Unknown