Some Fun Ways To Relieve Stress!!!


~Jam 39tiny marshmellows up your nose and try to sneeze them out~


~Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa~


~pop some popcorn without putting the lid on~

~When someone tells you to "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans~

~Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like~

~Forget the diet and send yourself a candy gram~

~Make a list of things to do that you have allready done~

~Dance naked in front of your pets~

~Put your toddlers clothes on backwards and send them off to preschool as if nothing was wrong~

~Retaliate for Tax woes by filling out your form in Roman numerals~

~Tattoo "Out to lunch" on your forehead~

~Tape a picture of your boss on a watermelon launch them from high places~

~Leaf through a National geographic edition and draw underwear on the natives~

~Go shopping, Buy everything, Sweat in it, and return it the next day~

~Buy a subscription to Sleaziod Weekly and send it to your boss's wife~

~Pay your elictric bill in pennies~

~Drive to work in reverse~

~Relax By mentaly relecting on your favorite episode of "the Flintstones" dureing that important finance meeting~

~Sit Naked on a shelled hard boiled egg~

~Tell your boss to blow it out his mule and let him figure it out~

~Polish your car with ear wax~

~Read the dictionary upsidedown and look for hidden messages~

~Start a nasty rumour and see if you can recognize it by the time it gets back to you~

~Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room~

~Braid the hairs in each nostril~

~Write a short story, Useing alphabet soup~

~Lie on your back eating celery...Useing your navel as a salt dip~

~Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend thier in jail~

~Make up a launguage and ask for directions~


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