Life is to be fortified by many friendships.
To love, and be loved is the greatest happiness.
-Sydney Smith

Love is space and time measured by the heart.
-Marcel Proust

What comes from the heart, goes to the heart.
-Author unknown

The best portion of a good man's life..
his little nameless unremembered
acts of kindness and love.
-William Woodsworth

Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
Cast sweets into its cup whenever you can...
Love on, through darkness;
and believe there is no such thing
which love may not achieve.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox

All love is sweet, given or returned.
Common as light is love, and its familiar voice wearies not ever.
-Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is something eternal - the aspect may change
but not the essence.
-Vincent Van Gogh

True love is the ripe fruit of a lifetime.
-Lamartine

Can miles really separate us from friends?
If we want to be with someone we love,
aren't we already there?
-Richard Bach's Novel-

Everybody laughs in the same language.
-unknown

A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be.
-unknown

The soul is healed by being with children.
-Fyodor Dartowsky

Kind deeds are little prayers.
-unknown

Time is....
Too slow for those who wait,
Too swift for those whom fear,
Too long for those whom grieve,
Too short for those whom rejoice,
But for those whom love,
Time is eternity.
-Henry VanDyke

"Put on your mean boots; we're kickin' some butt!"
-anonymous

"If you take yourself too seriously,
you are probably missing one of life's little jokes."
-anonymous

"when you stop to think, don't forget to start again"
-anonymous

'excuses are like a@@holes,
everybody has one and they all stink.'
-anonymous

"We can not change unless we survive,
but we can not survive unless we change."
-Anonymous

"Dream as if you love forever; Live as if you die today"
-Anonymous

"The secret to a good self-esteem is to
lower your expectations to the point
where they're already met."
-Anonymous

"A woman is like a tea bag;
it's not until she's in hot water that you
realize how strong she is."
-Nancy Reagan

"...if you can't clean up your mess..
...then don't make one."
-Anonymous

"Love is given freely,
without hope of repayment."
-Anonymous

"Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them.
Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, you're probably not
pressing hard enough on the pillow."
-Anonymous

"If ignorance is bliss,
you must be orgasmic."
-Anonymous

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle

"I've done so much,
With so little, For so long.
Pretty soon I'll be able to do anything,
With nothing..."
-Anonymous

"I could dance with you 'till the cows come home.
On second thought I'll dance with the cows and you go home."
-Groucho Marx

"I hope I may always desire more then I can accomplish."
-Michelangelo

"Only a life lived for others is a life worth while."
-Albert Einstein

"Help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected
To the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow"
-Anonymous

"Do it today, tomorrow it might be illegal.
-Anonymous

"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword
and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
-Cary Elwes, Princess Bride

"Why do the criminally insane get to have all the fun? "
-Anonymous

"Why can't I attract men like crazy, instead of attract crazy men?? "
-Anonymous

"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."
-Anonymous

" If we'd a known grankids was this much fun......
We'd a had them first!"
-Anonymous

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
-Anonymous

"The man who smiles when things go wrong
has thought of someone to blame them on."
-Anonymous

"I look back at all of the times that I cried, and I laugh...
But I never thought that I would look back at all of the times that I laughed,
and I'd cry."
-Anonymous

"one tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!"
-Anonymous

"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ??
-Anonymous

"just because I don't, doesn't mean I can't"
-Anja Marie

"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence you tried "
-Anonymous

"As I lay in my bed last night, looking up at the stars,
I thought to myself,
'where the hell is the ceiling?'"
- Anonymous

"No offense, but I talk to god all the time,
and he's never mentioned you."
- M Broderick in Ladyhawke

"Don't steal - the government hates competition."
-Anonymous

"A showoff is often showed up in a showdown."
--Confucious

"Never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you"
-Anonymous

"I'm one with the universe...on a scale of one to ten."
--unknown

"The safest way to double your money is to
fold it over once and put it in your pocket"
--Frank McKinny Hubbard

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it!"
-Anonymous

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

"-- A lie is as good as the truth, if you can get anybody to believe it."
-Anonymous

"Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow,
for tomorrow you may not have to do it all."
-Anonymous

"This isn't Burger King,
or the Library of Congress
I don't do it your way,
I don't deliver overnight,
and I don't know everything!"
-Anonymous

"Some people would rather climb a tree and tell a lie
than stand on the ground and tell the truth."
-Anonymous

"For those who want peace and quiet - a phoneless cord"
-Anonymous

"DON'T P*** ME OFF!
I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
-Anonymous

"Only when its dark can you see the stars."
-Anonymous

"What do butterflies get in their stomachs when they are nervous?"
-Anonymous

"Lighten up.....whatever happens you'll handle it"
-Anonymous

"I'm not a failure...if I don't make it I'm a success because I tried"
-Anonymous

"Ships in harbour are safe....but that's not what ships are built for"
-Anonymous

"Life is change."
-Anonymous

"Silence is the real crime against humanity."
-Anonymous

"What bitter wrong can the earth do to us
that we should not long be here contented?"
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning

"If the opposite of pro is con,
then the opposite of progress is congress."
-Anonymous

"Please excuse my terrible driving,
I am reloading right now"
-Anonymous

"You are pretty good boys when you are asleep,
but you just don't sleep much".
-My papa said this to my brothers all the time-

"Ya' know, when I woke up this morning,
I wasn't thinking I'd have to kick your butt."
-Anonymous

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
-Anonymous

"Don't just do something, stand there",
-Robin Charles Nuttall.

The Hidden Truth Behind A Frown Lies A Smile.
-Anne S. Miner

I don't drink to get drunk,
I drink to stop the voices in my head.
-Christopher Michaud

"Success is the progressive realization of a worthwhile DREAM."
-Anonymous

"I don't suffer with insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
-Anonymous

"I do whatever the little voices tell me to do."
-Anonymous

"Those of us who think you know everything
are annoying to those of us who do."
-Garfield

"The only thing worse than the will to command is the will to obey."
-Bakunin

"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men,
but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."
-Bernard Avishai

"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, you're probably right"
-Anonymous

"Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up."
-Anonymous

"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,
but you can't pick your friend's nose."
-Anonymous

"It is better to keep one's mouth shut and appear to be stupid,
than to open it and remove all doubt!"
- Mark Twain

"What we see isn't in things.... its in our souls."
- Salvador Dali

Huked on fonix werked fur me!
-Anonymous

"I didn't say it would be easy - I just said it would be worth it"
-Anonymous

"Growth in wisdom may be exactly measured by decrease in bitterness."
- Friedrich

Why Worry? Worry is pulling tomorrow's clouds over today's sunshine.
-Anonymous

Seek the wisdom of the ages,
but look at the world through the eyes of a child.
-Anonymous

Our Program, who art in memory. Hello be thy name.
Thy operating system come, thy command be done,
at the printer as they are on the screen.
Give us this day our daily data, and forgive us our errors as
we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from power surges.
For thine is the algorithm, the application, and the solution,
looping forever and ever.
Return
-Anonymous

"What really sucks about having a full-time job
is that it takes away all your time to find a new one."
-Anonymous

A mother is not someone to lean on ...
but someone who makes leaning unncessary.
-Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Wind me up, turn me on, touch me,
play with me, but leave me alone!
-Dick Seegar

"Someone once said, The only thing to fear is fear itself....
Well, that person never saw Bob Dole naked with only
his depends and a pair of black socks on!!"
-Anonymous

"Don't handicap your children by making life too easy for them."
-Anonymous

"Welcome to California...now go home."
-Bumper Sticker

I'm not wierd...I'm gifted!
-Anonymous

"If A is a success in life, then A = X+Y+Z. Work is X; Y is play;
and Z is keeping your mouth shut."
-Albert Einstein

If you always do what you always did,
you will always get what you always got.
-Anonymous

"Everyone in the hall was laughing, but the thing is, I was alone..."
-Anonymous

"I love everybody. Just because I don't love you the way you want
me to doesn't mean I'll leave your side."
-Anonymous

Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
-Anonymous

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
-Anonymous

"Reach for the stars, but never leave your friends."
-Anonymous

"May the worst day of your future better the best day of your past."
-Anonymous

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
-Anonymous

Alright! who put a hold on my reality check!
-Anonymous

"The greatest gift you can give to your children is not protection from
change, loss, pain or stress, but the confidence and tools to cope and
grow with all that life has to offer them."
-Anonymous

I'm the sanest person I know, that scares me. ?
-Anonymous

Math "When you subtract hate, you add love.
When love is divided, it multiplies."
-Anonymous

If you can read this then you are not illiterate.
-Unknown

"As somebody once observed,
Southerners will be polite until they are angry enough to kill you."
-Unknown

Eat a live toad first thing every morning and nothing worse will
happen to you the rest of the day!
-Unknown

ThE SimpLe ThINGs CaN sOmEtIMes bE sO ComPliCaTeDly ConfUsIng.
-Unknown

"The optimist sees the doughnut...
The pessimist sees the hole in the doughnut...
The realist eats the doughnut."
-Unknown

"Why do they put flotation devices under the seats
of airplanes instead of parachutes?"
-Unknown

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
-Unknown

"You have to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and latch
on to the affirmative. Don't mess with Mr. In-Between."
- Louis Armstrong

"If you wanna be somebody If you wanna go somewhere
You better wake up And pay attention."
- Sister Act II

Those of us the unknowing, led by the unwilling, have done so much
with so little for so long that we can now do it all with absolutley nothing!
-Unknown

Never try to teach a pig how to sing, you'll get aggravated,
and besides that....it annoys the pig!
-Unknown

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,
let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
-Unknown

You can walk a mile in a man's shoes; but to really get inside his
head, you need to shrink yourself down real small and crawl up his nose.
-Unknown

There is no job that is so simple it cannot be done wrong.
-Unknown

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
- Erma Bombeck

"Wherever you are, it is your friends that make your world."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

"What lies before us, and what lies behind us
are but small matters compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more you study, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why study?
-Uknown

"if wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry,
and if cow pies were cookies we'd eat 'till we die."
-Unknown

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
-Uknown

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go
to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
-Unknown

"Sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself."
-Nutty Professor

Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.
-Unknown

"I may not be as good as I once was,
but I'm as good once as I always was!"
-Unknown

"If you look at yourself in the mirror and smile
and don't get disgusted it's going to be a good day!!"
-Unknown

You know you're starting the day off right when you check out the
obituary column in the local paper and your name is NOT in it.
-Unknown

the cause of love regresses with the onslaught of time
the effect of love grows with warm aging like fine whiskey
the effect of the cause can last a lifetime and a life time is
as short or long as it may be
-unknown

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