Life is to be fortified by many friendships.
Love is space and time measured by the heart.
What comes from the heart, goes to the heart.
The best portion of a good man's life..
Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.
All love is sweet, given or returned.
Love is something eternal - the aspect may change
True love is the ripe fruit of a lifetime.
Can miles really separate us from friends?
Everybody laughs in the same language.
A good friend remembers what we were and sees what we can be.
The soul is healed by being with children.
Kind deeds are little prayers.
Time is....
"Put on your mean boots; we're kickin' some butt!"
"If you take yourself too seriously,
"when you stop to think, don't forget to start again"
'excuses are like a@@holes,
"We can not change unless we survive,
"Dream as if you love forever; Live as if you die today"
"The secret to a good self-esteem is to
"A woman is like a tea bag;
"...if you can't clean up your mess..
"Love is given freely,
"Men are always whining about how we're suffocating them.
"If ignorance is bliss,
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"I've done so much,
"I could dance with you 'till the cows come home.
"I hope I may always desire more then I can accomplish."
"Only a life lived for others is a life worth while."
"Help me to be careful
"Do it today, tomorrow it might be illegal.
"You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword
"Why do the criminally insane get to have all the fun? "
"Why can't I attract men like crazy, instead of attract crazy men?? "
"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."
" If we'd a known grankids was this much fun......
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong
"I look back at all of the times that I cried, and I laugh...
"one tequila two tequila three tequila FLOOR!"
"I bust mine so I can kick yours" ??
"just because I don't, doesn't mean I can't"
"If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence you tried "
"As I lay in my bed last night, looking up at the stars,
"No offense, but I talk to god all the time,
"Don't steal - the government hates competition."
"A showoff is often showed up in a showdown."
"Never trouble trouble til trouble troubles you"
"I'm one with the universe...on a scale of one to ten."
"The safest way to double your money is to
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it!"
"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
"-- A lie is as good as the truth, if you can get anybody to believe it."
"Don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow,
"This isn't Burger King,
"Some people would rather climb a tree and tell a lie
"For those who want peace and quiet - a phoneless cord"
"DON'T P*** ME OFF!
"Only when its dark can you see the stars."
"What do butterflies get in their stomachs when they are nervous?"
"Lighten up.....whatever happens you'll handle it"
"I'm not a failure...if I don't make it I'm a success because I tried"
"Ships in harbour are safe....but that's not what ships are built for"
"Life is change."
"Silence is the real crime against humanity."
"What bitter wrong can the earth do to us
"If the opposite of pro is con,
"Please excuse my terrible driving,
"You are pretty good boys when you are asleep,
"Ya' know, when I woke up this morning,
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"Don't just do something, stand there",
The Hidden Truth Behind A Frown Lies A Smile.
I don't drink to get drunk,
"Success is the progressive realization of a worthwhile DREAM."
"I don't suffer with insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I do whatever the little voices tell me to do."
"Those of us who think you know everything
"The only thing worse than the will to command is the will to obey."
"The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as smart as men,
"If you think you can, or if you think you can't, you're probably right"
"Sometimes you have to put your foot down to get a leg up."
"You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose,
"It is better to keep one's mouth shut and appear to be stupid,
"What we see isn't in things.... its in our souls."
Huked on fonix werked fur me!
"I didn't say it would be easy - I just said it would be worth it"
"Growth in wisdom may be exactly measured by decrease in bitterness."
Why Worry? Worry is pulling tomorrow's clouds over today's sunshine.
Seek the wisdom of the ages,
Our Program, who art in memory. Hello be thy name.
"What really sucks about having a full-time job
A mother is not someone to lean on ...
Wind me up, turn me on, touch me,
"Someone once said, The only thing to fear is fear itself....
"Don't handicap your children by making life too easy for them."
"Welcome to California...now go home."
I'm not wierd...I'm gifted!
"If A is a success in life, then A = X+Y+Z. Work is X; Y is play;
If you always do what you always did,
"Everyone in the hall was laughing, but the thing is, I was alone..."
"I love everybody. Just because I don't love you the way you want
Friends come and go. Enemies accumulate.
You have the right to remain silent.
"Reach for the stars, but never leave your friends."
"May the worst day of your future better the best day of your past."
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Alright! who put a hold on my reality check!
"The greatest gift you can give to your children is not protection from
I'm the sanest person I know, that scares me. ?
Math "When you subtract hate, you add love.
If you can read this then you are not illiterate.
"As somebody once observed,
Eat a live toad first thing every morning and nothing worse will
ThE SimpLe ThINGs CaN sOmEtIMes bE sO ComPliCaTeDly ConfUsIng.
"The optimist sees the doughnut...
"Why do they put flotation devices under the seats
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"You have to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative and latch
"If you wanna be somebody If you wanna go somewhere
Those of us the unknowing, led by the unwilling, have done so much
Never try to teach a pig how to sing, you'll get aggravated,
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava,
You can walk a mile in a man's shoes; but to really get inside his
There is no job that is so simple it cannot be done wrong.
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
"Wherever you are, it is your friends that make your world."
"What lies before us, and what lies behind us
The more you study, the more you know.
"if wishes were fishes, we'd all have a fry,
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go
"Sometimes when I'm alone, I relate to myself."
Consciousness is that annoying time between naps.
"I may not be as good as I once was,
"If you look at yourself in the mirror and smile
You know you're starting the day off right when you check out the
the cause of love regresses with the onslaught of time
To love, and be loved is the greatest happiness.
-Sydney Smith
-Marcel Proust
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his little nameless unremembered
acts of kindness and love.
-William Woodsworth
Cast sweets into its cup whenever you can...
Love on, through darkness;
and believe there is no such thing
which love may not achieve.
-Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Common as light is love, and its familiar voice wearies not ever.
-Percy Bysshe Shelley
but not the essence.
-Vincent Van Gogh
-Lamartine
If we want to be with someone we love,
aren't we already there?
-Richard Bach's Novel-
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-Fyodor Dartowsky
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Too slow for those who wait,
Too swift for those whom fear,
Too long for those whom grieve,
Too short for those whom rejoice,
But for those whom love,
Time is eternity.
-Henry VanDyke
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you are probably missing one of life's little jokes."
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everybody has one and they all stink.'
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but we can not survive unless we change."
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lower your expectations to the point
where they're already met."
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it's not until she's in hot water that you
realize how strong she is."
-Nancy Reagan
...then don't make one."
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without hope of repayment."
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Personally, I think if you can hear them whining, you're probably not
pressing hard enough on the pillow."
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you must be orgasmic."
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- Dan Quayle
- Dan Quayle
With so little, For so long.
Pretty soon I'll be able to do anything,
With nothing..."
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On second thought I'll dance with the cows and you go home."
-Groucho Marx
-Michelangelo
-Albert Einstein
Of the toes I step on today
As they may be connected
To the ass
That I might have to kiss tomorrow"
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and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?"
-Cary Elwes, Princess Bride
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We'd a had them first!"
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has thought of someone to blame them on."
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But I never thought that I would look back at all of the times that I laughed,
and I'd cry."
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-Anja Marie
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I thought to myself,
'where the hell is the ceiling?'"
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and he's never mentioned you."
- M Broderick in Ladyhawke
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--Confucious
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fold it over once and put it in your pocket"
--Frank McKinny Hubbard
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- Eleanor Roosevelt
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for tomorrow you may not have to do it all."
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or the Library of Congress
I don't do it your way,
I don't deliver overnight,
and I don't know everything!"
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than stand on the ground and tell the truth."
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I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
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that we should not long be here contented?"
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning
then the opposite of progress is congress."
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I am reloading right now"
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but you just don't sleep much".
-My papa said this to my brothers all the time-
I wasn't thinking I'd have to kick your butt."
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-Robin Charles Nuttall.
-Anne S. Miner
I drink to stop the voices in my head.
-Christopher Michaud
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are annoying to those of us who do."
-Garfield
-Bakunin
but that we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway."
-Bernard Avishai
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but you can't pick your friend's nose."
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than to open it and remove all doubt!"
- Mark Twain
- Salvador Dali
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- Friedrich
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but look at the world through the eyes of a child.
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Thy operating system come, thy command be done,
at the printer as they are on the screen.
Give us this day our daily data, and forgive us our errors as
we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty.
Lead us not into frustration, and deliver us from power surges.
For thine is the algorithm, the application, and the solution,
looping forever and ever.
Return
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is that it takes away all your time to find a new one."
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but someone who makes leaning unncessary.
-Dorothy Canfield Fisher
play with me, but leave me alone!
-Dick Seegar
Well, that person never saw Bob Dole naked with only
his depends and a pair of black socks on!!"
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-Bumper Sticker
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and Z is keeping your mouth shut."
-Albert Einstein
you will always get what you always got.
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me to doesn't mean I'll leave your side."
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Anything you say will be misquoted,
then used against you.
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change, loss, pain or stress, but the confidence and tools to cope and
grow with all that life has to offer them."
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When love is divided, it multiplies."
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Southerners will be polite until they are angry enough to kill you."
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happen to you the rest of the day!
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The pessimist sees the hole in the doughnut...
The realist eats the doughnut."
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of airplanes instead of parachutes?"
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on to the affirmative. Don't mess with Mr. In-Between."
- Louis Armstrong
You better wake up And pay attention."
- Sister Act II
with so little for so long that we can now do it all with absolutley nothing!
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and besides that....it annoys the pig!
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let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
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head, you need to shrink yourself down real small and crawl up his nose.
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- Erma Bombeck
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
are but small matters compared to what lies within us."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So why study?
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and if cow pies were cookies we'd eat 'till we die."
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Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.
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to hell and make you feel happy to be on your way.
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-Nutty Professor
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but I'm as good once as I always was!"
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and don't get disgusted it's going to be a good day!!"
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obituary column in the local paper and your name is NOT in it.
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the effect of love grows with warm aging like fine whiskey
the effect of the cause can last a lifetime and a life time is
as short or long as it may be
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