WELL, LET'S START WITH THE BASICS...I'M A 20 SOMETHING YEAR OLD, HAPPILY MARRIED, BASICIALLY NORMAL, LADY. I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO JOE FOR 4 YEARS NOW AND NOTHING COULD BE BETTER!! WE LIVE IN PEKIN, ILLINOIS, AND I'VE LIVED HERE MY WHOLE LIFE. (FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!!)

MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR 40 SOME-ODD YEARS NOW AND THEY ARE THE GREATEST!! I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR BETTER PARENTS. I HAVE BEEN TRULY BLESSED WITH THE BEST!! (I LOVE YOU!!!)

I AM THE BABY OF 6 KIDS. BEING THE BABY, I'M A LITTLE MORE SPOILED THAN THE REST OF EM! (AND THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I'LL ADMIT IT!) BUT BEING THE BABY HAS IT'S DOWNSIDES TOO!! FOR INSTANCE, WHEN I WANTED TO BORROW THE CAR, I COULDN'T BECAUSE SO-N-SO BORROWED IT ONCE (MANY EONS AGO!) AND BROUGHT IT HOME WITH FOOT PRINTS ON THE ROOF!!!! BUT, SINCE I'M SO CUTE AND ADORABLE, (!) I GOT THE CAR ANYWAY!!!!!

3 OF MY SIBLINGS ARE BIG BROTHERS!!!! ONE THAT USED ME FOR A PUNCHING BAG TO PRACTICE HIS KARATE MOVES.....ONE THAT STOLE MY EASTER CANDY EVERY YEAR!!!!...AND ONE THAT FLUSHED MY HEAD DOWN THE TOILET!!! (DON'T ASK!)

MY 2 OLDER SISTERS, WAY OLDER (SORRY..TRUTH HURTS! :O) ) WERE MARRIED AND OUT OF THE HOUSE DURING MY AWKWARD YEARS (WON'T ADMIT TO THAT AGAIN EITHER!) HOWEVER, I'M SURE I STILL MANAGED TO BE A PAIN IN THEIR BUTTS ANYWAY!!!

I HAVE 11 NEICES AND NEPHEWS!! I CAN NAME THEM ALL, IN ORDER, BUT DON'T ASK ME THEIR AGES.....ALL OF WHOM I LOVE AND AM VERY PROUD OF!!! EVEN THOUGH THEY AND MYSELF ARE NOT ALL THAT FAR APART IN AGES, I STILL FEEL VERY OLD WHEN I SEE THEM, (AND SHORT TOO!)

I WENT TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL GROWING UP, FOR 8 YEARS, SO NATURALLY, I HAVE A FEAR OF NUNS!! AND CARRY A LOT OF GUILT TOO!!!!! (CAN YOU RELATE?)

AFTER H IGH SCHOOL, I DID WHAT MOST STUPID, IMMATURE, "I KNOW WHAT I WANT" GIRLS DO, I MARRIED MR. WRONG....DIDN'T LAST LONG, HE TURNED 21 AND I NEVER SAW HIM AGAIN!!!

AFTER THE DIVORCE, I TURNED 21, AND FOUND OUT WHAT IT IS HE WAS DOING EVERY NIGHT!
...AND I STARTED DOING IT TOO! (BUT I WAS SINGLE!!!!)

2 YEARS LATER, AND SOBER, I FOUND AND MARRIED MY MR. RIGHT!!!! WE'VE COME A LONG WAYS FROM WHERE WE STARTED...FOR THE BETTER!!.... AND HE HAS DEFINATELY "ROCKED MY WORLD"!!!

WE LIVE THE AMERICAN DREAM........IN DEBT UP TO OUR EARS!!!!......BUT WE'RE HAPPY.

WE DON'T HAVE CHILDREN OF OUR OWN, (MEDICAL REASONS!)...HOWEVER, I DO HAVE 1 STEPDAUGHTER. SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL, AND WILL BE THE NEXT COPPERTONE MODEL!!!!...UNFORTUNATELY, SHE LIVES IN FLORIDA SO WE DON'T GET TO SEE HER MUCH :O(
HOPEFULLY THAT'LL CHANGE WITH TIME ...YOU CAN SEE PICS OF HER OFF OF MY HUSBANDS SITE...

HOWEVER, IF YOU'VE READ MY OTHER PAGES, YOU'LL KNOW THAT WE DO HAVE 2 DOGS, AND 1 CAT, AND THEY ARE MY BABIES!!!! .... (IF YOU OWN A PET, YOU'LL AGREE)

ALSO, YOU'LL HAVE NOTICED THAT I COLLECT HEARTS, AND ANIMATIONS. IF YOU'VE GOT A GOOD ONE OF HEARTS, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME....CAN'T EVER HAVE TOO MANY, YA KNOW!!

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE TO ME THAN MEETS THE CYBER EYE AND I WILL TRY TO ADD MORE PAGES AND SUCH SO THAT YOU CAN GET TO KNOW ME....... (I'M NOT SUCH A BAD PERSON, HUH?)