Cute Stories

• Well, I remember with Kidd Thunder. ^Kitana, Kidd Thunders mom, had fallen asleep on the floor. Well Kidd Thunder believed that it wasn't sleep time, so she crawled to her room and grabbed her baby rattle. Kidd Thunder then crawled all the way back to the living room where ^Kitana laid asleep. She then went to ^Kitana and commenced to popping ^Kitana on the head to wake her up. I find this humorous mainly because I wasn't on the receiving end on that rattle. :) --- ^Rayden
  
  
• My two boys and the neighbor boy spent several days one summer collecting many of the various lovely butterflies that are so plentiful in southeastern Minnesota. Proud of there collection they happily showed it to their little sister, who was then about five. At that time there was a great movie that was shown on tv called Born Free. It was about a little lion cub who had been raised in captivity and how it was prepared to beable to live and survive out on a wild game preserve. I as a parent and most of the teachers had been busy telling the kids how wonderful this movie was. So when my daughter was presented with the jar of captive butterflies she jumped up on the picnic table, unscrewed the lid and to the surprised amasement of her brothers and the neighbor boy began to sing "Born Free" and let all their butterflies out of the jar. --- KT
  
  
• A cute story? I've got a few, but the one that will always stick in my mind is my youngest, Erin, in Church one morning, singing "Let's Go Kroegering." After everyone had finished singing and had sat down, of course. She was three years old when this happened, and I was mortified at the time....but years later....well, years later it became "cute."---Grapholina
  
  
• 1. I put a new screensaver on my Pc, when activated a man appears on the screen and removes it block by block. My 5 year old grandson was horrified to see this and notified me franticlly that a man was tearing up my PC. I followed him to the Pc and he told the man to leave our Pc alone and at the same time I moved the mouse which restored the screen. He now keeps watch to protect my pc.
  
• 2. Our young daughter had to do a report on the candidates for president. It so happened there was a scheduled debate on tv that evening. Her Dad told her to watch the debate and she could take notes and from those do her report. About half way through the debate she busted out crying. He asked her what was wrong, she said she could not understand a thing they were saying. He assured her that no one else could either, that was politics. --Sherry
  
  
• Hi I wanted to share this story with you. One Sunday my 4 year old son and I were in church, and I had just taken the communion. So here comes the collection plate, and I gave Roman $1 to put in the plate. When the plate came to us I told him to put his money in, and he did. We passed the plate down and he started screaming at the top of his lungs, "My MONEY, GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!!" I had to take him out of the autotorium. I was so embarresed. The next Sunday, the Preacher told his sermen, which happened to be about being "A cheerful giver".---Crystal
  
  
• OK, Ill condess I have a cute storie....Our family this past June moved onto a chicken ranch. We raise 170,000 chickens at a time for a poultry company. During the summer months, my kids would be out working with my husband on the farm and doing some chores and work they weren't quite used to yet. One day my 12 year old son comes in the house and says "Dad, there is something wrong with my hands, there are hard, scaling things on my fingers".(My son was very concerned about this)..My husband laughed and said "There isn't anything wrong with you son, those are calluses".---Marla your community leader
  
  
• Oh boy you didn't make it easy! There are so many I don't know where to start!=]. My son is two now and has a mind of his own and personality to boot! I think the most recent ,funny , and frustrating story is this....My son and I laid down for a nap together one afternoon. I'm a heavy sleeper and learned the hard way.=] I thought I smelled cinnamon and fell back asleep with him by my side and dreamed of baking. Well I awoke a little while later, he was jumping on my head giggling and rubbing his hands in my hair. The cinnamon was really strong now. It took a moment for my eyes to focus. When they did my son was red and looked like a munch kin man on The Wizard of Oz. I jumped up and and saw that my brown carpet was now the color of rust. I went into the kitchen and there laid a huge bottle of cinnamon, well really an empty bottle. The entire kitchen was red and covered in it. There was little cinnamon foot prints in the hall way, bedroom and everywhere he had been.He looked so cute and looked at me and with his tiny voice said "uhhh ohhhhh!".How could I get mad! I told him that was bad and he said "doahhhh" as he put his hand up to his forehead.{daddy taught him that}.I cleaned up the mess and I handed him a rag so he could help.{he had just as much fun with that I think} Needless to say my new vacuum cleaner bag now smells wonderful and every time I vacuum it smells as though I had been baking all day! --Devlynn
  
  
• My husband, my 3-yr-old son, and I went to a hawk lookout point when I was about 7 mos. pregnant. All that was there was a 3 story observation tower, a large field, and a port-o-potty on the other side of the field. Since I was pregnant, OF COURSE I had to use the restroom, so I trudged across the field to the stinky (looked like it had not been emptied in months!) port-o-potty. It was over an hour ride back home, so before we left, my husband and son went to use the restroom. My husband said that when they went inside, my son looked at the disgusting contents in the toilet and said, "Eeeewwww...Did Mommy do that?" -- Mrs. Bean
  
  
• 1.My 6 year old daughter was talkiing on her play phone while standing near me, she was saying over and over "what?" Like she was very concerned about something. So, being the curious mother that I am I say to her, "Who are you talking to?" She then covers the phone with her hand, turns to me and says "I'm talking to my boyfriend, now mind your own business"
  
• 2.My 6 year old daughter, being mad at me for telling her to do something for the zillionth time, turned to me and said: "When I grow up, I am going to have sex 4 times, so I can tell my 4 kids' what to do."
  
• 3.My 6 year old daughter had a play stuffed tiger under her shirt, and came out to say "Daddy, now I look like mommy". (talking about the bigger breasts) She pulls the tiger out from under her shirt and my 13 year old son say "I am woman, hear me roar!" -- Marla, your community leader

Please email me:^Rayden and let me know your cute stories of your kids or your grandkids to add to this section.