X-Files Sound Clips


Here is a small collection of some of my favorite X-Files sound clips.

Please take note: The sounds are an assortment of .wav and .mp3 files.

And now, the sounds!


1st meet.wav 358 KB
Scully: "Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully. I've been assigned to work with you."
Mulder: "Oh isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded. So who did you tick off to get stuck with this detail, Scully?"
Scully: "Actually, I'm looking forward to working with you. I've heard a lot about you."
Mulder: "Oh really? I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me."
Scully: "If you have any doubt about my qualifications or credentials..."
Mulder: "You're a medical doctor, you teach at the Academy, you did your undergraduate degree in Physics. ' Einsteins' Twin Paradox, A New Interpretation, Dana Scully's Senior Thesis'. Now that's a credential, rewriting Einstein."
Scully "Did you bother to read it?"
Mulder: "I did! I liked it. It's just that in most of my work, the laws of physics rarely seem to apply."

2truths.wav 59 KB
Deep Throat: "And a lie, Mr. Mulder, is most convincingly hidden between two truths."

365lonely.wav 217 KB
Mulder: "It's me or you. You or me. One of us has to do it."
Scully: "Mulder, look...we don't have to do this."
Mulder: "Oh yes we do!"
Scully: "We can get out of here."
Mulder: "Even if we could, what's waiting for us? More loneliness! And then 365 more shopping days 'till even more loneliness!"
Scully: "I don't believe what you're saying."

3rdwarn.wav 22 KB
Scully: "3rd warning."
(Sound of toilet seat closing)
Scully: "Toilet Seat."

Fbi.wav 122 KB
Morris as Mulder: "FBI. F.....B.....I"

Flubs.wav 390 KB
Take 1:
Pileggi: "They called me down from DC, trying to develop a, uh, clear....something for the court."
(David and Gillian laugh)
Take 2:
Pileggi: "They called me down from DC, trying to develop a clear diagnosis for the court" (Fading out)
(Gillian and David laugh)
Take 3:
(Gillian breaks out laughing and crew joins in)
This is from the blooper reel that was shown in the one-hour special "Inside The X-Files"


Joy.wav 390 KB
Gillian: How does it go?
Crowd: "Jerimiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine. Joy to the world, all the boys and girls, joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joy to you and me."
Announcer man: "Ladies and gentlemen, Gillian Anderson!"
No, this is not from an episode. This was Gillian at the New York X-Files Expo.


XFilesMovie.mp3 980 KB
Mulder: "How many times have we been here before, Scully? RIGHT here. So close to the truth. And now with what we've seen and what we know, to be right back at the beginning with nothing."
Scully: "This is different, Mulder."
Mulder: "No it isn't. You were RIGHT to want to quit. You were right to want to leave me. You should get as far away from me as you can. I'm not going to watch you die, Scully, because of some hollow personal cause of mine. Go be a doctor. Go be a doctor while you still can."
Scully: "I can't. I won't. Mulder, I'll be a doctor but my work is here with you now. Look, that virus that I was exposed to, whatever it is, it has a cure. You held it in your hand. How many other lives can we save? Look, if I quit now, they win."

XFilesXmas.mp3 1020 KB
Gillian / Scully: "Hi, this is Gillian Anderson, Agent Dana Scully, on The Kevin and Bean Christmas Album."
David / Mulder: "And David Duchovny, Agent Fox Mulder from The X-Files. This holiday season, trust no one, not even Santa Claus."
Gillian / Scully: "Mulder, Santa Claus isn't real. He's a folk legend, any eight year old child can tell you that."
David / Mulder: "What about the proof, Scully?"
Gillian / Scully: "What proof?"
David / Mulder: "The CRAP, Scully. It was reindeer crap, you analyzed it yourself."
Gillian / Scully: "So it's reindeer crap. Reindeer do that too, you know."
David / Mulder: "On the ROOF, Scully. How do you explain that?"
Gillian / Scully: "There coud be a THOUSAND explanations, maybe some kids put it up there as a prank. Maybe the reindeer ate Mexican."
David / Mulder: "All right, well then how do you explain what we found on that half-eaten plate of cookies?"
Gillian / Scully: "All we found were a few white beard hairs. Kenny Rogers could have been up here! We don't know, they could have come from anyone!"
David / Mulder: "No. Not just anyone. There's someone out there. Yes, Dana, there IS a Santa Claus."
Gillian / Scully: "Oh, Fox. Forget about that stuff! It's Christmas! Hey, I'm gonna buy your gift tonight, what do you want?"
David / Mulder: "The truth, Scully. All I want is the truth...and a pony."
This is a clip off of The Kevin And Bean Christmas Album. Happy Holidays!


A_switch.wav 293 KB
Scully: "Well it seems to me that the best relationships, the ones that last, are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before, like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with."

Abdomen.wav 84 KB
Guy: "Did you know that through the protective Chinese practice of Tiu-biu-shan, you can train your testicles to drop into your abdomen?"
Mulder: "Oh, I'm doing that as we speak."
You can't honestly expect me to be able to spell that. Mail me if you know how to spell it, or if you can remember the guy's name that said this quote (from "Humbug")


Argue.wav 31 KB
Scully: "What are you doing?"
Mulder: "Well, you're about to argue my usual side, aren't you?"

Armed.wav 116 KB
Scully: "This seat taken?"
Mulder: "No. But I should warn you, I'm experiencing violent impulses."
Scully: "Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances."

Ass.wav 28 KB
Skinner: "This is where you pucker up and kiss my ass."

Baaram.wav 47 KB
Scully: "Baa-ram-ewe"

Bathroom.wav 65 KB
Mulder (to Krycek): "Why don't you go to the bathroom and clean yourself off? If you're not out of there in three minutes I'm coming in there to kill you."

Beautiful.wav 399 KB
Scully: "I will continue here as long as I can, as long as you are beset by the haunting illness which I saw consume your beautiful mind."

Beep2.wav 34 KB
Scully: "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep."
(Claps loudly)

Believe.wav 36 KB
Mulder: "Do you believe in the existence of extra-terrestrials?"

Big_but.wav 20 KB
Scully: "I hear a big but coming"

Bile.wav 57 KB
Scully: "I think it's bile."
Mulder: "Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"

Blackhole.wav 21 KB
Mulder: "It's not really black hole season either."

Bleeped.wav 56 KB
Scully: "Well of course he didn't actually say bleeped he said..."

Bringiton.wav 18 KB
Mulder: "Bring it on."

Buff.wav 56 KB
Byers: "If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out...I'm buff."

Bullfrog.wav 317 KB
Scully: "Jerimiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine. Never understood a single word he said, but I helped him drink his wine"

Bustline.wav 49 KB
Scully: "I identified with Betty's bustline."
Mulder: "Yes, I did too."

Cliche.wav 170 KB
Scully: "Those poor souls have been dead for 50 years. Let them rest in peace, let sleeping dogs lie."
Mulder: "Well, I won't sit idly by as you hurl cliches at me. Preperation is the father of inspiration."
Scully: "Necessity is the mother of invention."
Mulder: "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom."
Scully: "Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we may die."
Mulder: "I scream, you scream, we all scream for Non-fat Tofutti Rice Dreamsicles."
Scully: "Noooooo!"

Confdeny.wav 32 KB
Scully: "You know what these are. Confirm or deny."

Deadman.wav 48 KB
Scully: "You never saw this, this didn't happen, you tell anyone, you're a dead man."

Files.wav 56 KB
Mulder: "Lots of files."
Scully: "Lots and lots of files."

Girl.mp3 62 KB
Scully: "Mulder, you're rushing me out of the room."
Mulder: "No I'm not."
Scully: "You have a girl coming over?"
Mulder: "What's a girl?"

Ihadyou.wav 46.2 KB
Scully: "I had you."
Mulder: "No you didn't."
Scully: "Oh yeah, I had you big time."
Mulder: "You had nothing."

Implant.wav 47 KB
Mulder: "Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?"

Licked.wav 223 KB
Skinner: "Desgazulu Zcakorai."
Mulder: "I didn't get his name, I was too busy getting my ass licked. I mean kicked. I mean kicked! He kicked my ass, he didn't lick it. Well, he licked it a little."
Also from the blooper reel.


Lieskill.wav 43 KB
CSM (Cancerman): "Your lies have killed more men in a day than I have in a lifetime."

Mpee.wav 67 KB
Scully: "OK, Mulder. But I'm warning you: if this is monkey pee, you're on your own."

Ofclfbi.wav 23 KB
Mulder: "That's official FBI business."

Payback.wav 15 KB
CSM (Cancerman): "Payback's a b****"
Hey, gotta keep it clean for the kiddies!


Piece.wav 75 KB
Mulder: "You looking at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be looking at me. You want a piece of this?"

Scul_hot.wav 74 KB
Scully: "I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible."
Mulder: "I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot."

Shudder.wav 72 KB
Man In Black: "Your scientific illiteracy makes me shudder."
Anyone recognize the voice? That's my governor, Jesse Ventura!


Shutdown.wav 17 KB
Mulder: "They're shutting us down, Scully."

Sleepingbag.wav 168 KB
Scully: "Mulder, you need to keep warm, your body's still in shock."
Mulder: "I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked."
Scully: "Well maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky."

Tailhook.wav 118 KB
Scully: "However, I must remind you this goes against the beareau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same hotel room while on assignment."
Mulder: "Try any of that tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your a**."

Xdrive.wav 101 KB
Scully: "Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big, macho man?"
Mulder: "No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."

Xlittlegs.wav 54 KB
Mulder: "Come on, Scully, get those little legs moving, come on."


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