ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE
The legand and symbol most people think of when thinking of Alabama Football.
2000 Football Schedule
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A: You want fries with that?
Q: How do you complement an Auburn fan?
A: Nice tooth.
Q: Why don't Auburn grads use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Tennessee football player with a Auburn cheerleader?
A: Nothing! There is somethings even a Tennessee football player won't do!
Three football players one from Alabama, one from Tennessee and one from Auburn were on a trip together, it got real late so they stopped at a farm house to see if they could spend the night. The farmer said sure but I only have room for two in the house, one will have to sleep in the barn. The Alabama player said I dont mind I'll sleep in the barn, but a few seconds later he was back at the house saying the smell was so bad he couldnt sleep. The Tennessee player said hey I'll sleep in the barn but again in a few seconds he was back at the house saying how bad the barn smelled. The Auburn football player said I'll try sleeping there then. A few seconds later the pigs, cows,and sheep were at the farmers door.
Charlie:Did you here four Auburn football players were killed in a truck wreck?
Chuck:NO man, what happened?
Charlie:There were six Auburn football players riding in a pick-up. four were in the back, the truck ran into the lake and the four in the back drowned.
Chuck:Why?
Charlie:They couldn't get the tailgate open.
A Nebraska joke thrown in:
Reporters Question: Coach Osborn, what is the greatest thrill about being number one in 1997?
Coach Osborn:Well, you know I how I love my boys, so the answer would be its tought them to count past 0...
