There's nothing sadder than the childless couple.  It breaks your heart to see them
stretched out, relaxing around swimming pools in Florida and California, suntanned
and miserable on the decks of boats, trotting off to enjoy Europe like lonesome
fools--with money to spend, time to enjoy themselves and nothing to worry about.
  Childless couples become so selfish and wrapped up in their own concerns that
you feel sorry for them.  They don't fight over the kids' discipline.  They miss all
the fun of "doing without" for the child's sake.  It's a pathetic sight.
  Everyone should have children.  No one should be allowed to escape the
wonderful experiences attached to each stage in the development of the young.  The
happy memories of those early years--saturated mattresses, waiting for sitters who
don't show, midnight asthma attacks, rushing to the emergency room of the hospital
to get the kid's head stitched up.
  Then comes the payoff--when the child grows from a little acorn into a real nut.
What can equal the warm smile of a small lad with the sun glittering on $1,500
worth of braces--ruined by peanut brittle -- or the frolicking, carefree voices of 20
hysterical savages running amok at a birthday party?
  How sad not to have children to brighten your cocktail parties--massaging potato
chips into the rug and wrestling with the guests for the olives in their martinis.
  How empty is the home without challenging problems that make for a
well-rounded life--and an early breakdown; the end-of-day report from Mother,
related like strategically placed blows to the temple; the tender, thoughtful
discussions when the report card reveals that your senior son is a moron.
  Children are worth every moment of anxiety, every sacrifice.  You know it the
first time you take your son hunting.  He didn't mean to shoot you in the leg.
  Remember how he cried?  How sorry he was?  So disappointed you weren't a
deer.  Those are the memories a man treasures.
  Think back to that night of romantic adventure, when your budding, beautiful
daughter eloped with the village idiot.
  What childless couple ever shares in such a wonderful growing experience?
  Could a woman without children equal the strength and heroism of your wife
when she tried to fling herself out of the bedroom window?  Only a father could
have the courage to stand by--ready to jump after her.
  The childless couple lives in a vacuum.  They try to fill their lonely loves with
dinner dates, theater, golf, tennis, swimming, civic affairs and trips all over the
world.
  The emptiness of life without children is indescribable.
  See what the years have done.  He looks boyish, unlined and rested.  She is slim,
well-groomed and youthful.
  It isn't natural.  If they had kids, they'd look like the rest of us--tired, gray,
wrinkled and haggard.  In other words, normal.