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Is there a rift in Mugabe's Marriage ? Robert giving Zanu PF and Grace an MDC Salute |
"Expressions For High Stress Days" 1. You! Off my planet!! |
Comprehending Engineers - Take One Two engineering students were walking across
campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Comprehending Engineers - Take Two To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Comprehending Engineers-Take Three A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,
"What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" Comprehending Engineers-Take Four There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift
for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over
30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him
regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their
multimillion dollar machines. They had tried everything and everyone else to
get the machine to work but to no avail. In desperation, they called on the
retired engineer who had solved so many of their problems in the past. Comprehending Engineers-Take Five What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets. Comprehending Engineers-Take Six The graduate with a Science degree asks,
"Why does it work?" Comprehending Engineers-Take Seven Three engineering students were gathered together
discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a
mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Comprehending Engineers-Take Eight "Normal people ... believe that if it ain't
broke, don't fix it. Comprehending Engineers-Take Nine An architect, an artist and an engineer were
discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. Comprehending Engineers - Take Ten An engineer was crossing a road one day when a
frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a
beautiful princess". |
Rules of Life |
WHY EXERCISE? Comrades runner.
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The Ballad of Hansie Cronje
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Bumper Stickers:
10 Bumper Stickers we would like to see:
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LETTER
FOUND IN A "PERSONAL PROBLEMS" ADVICE COLUMN I am a sailor in the New Zealand Navy. My parents
live in the suburb of Seatoun and one of my sisters, who lives in Palmerston
North, is married to a South African. |
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Preparation for parenthood is not just a matter of reading books and
decorating the nursery. Here are 12 simple tests for expectant parents
to take to prepare themselves for the real life experience of being a mother
or father. |
A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It
was the first time |
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of |
Element Name: WOMAN |
How To Shower Like A Woman: 1. Take off clothes while sitting
on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. |
FEUDALISM: FASCISM: PURE COMMUNISM: APPLIED COMMUNISM: DICTATORSHIP: NIGERIAN DEMOCRACY: MILITARISM: PURE DEMOCRACY: SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: BRITISH DEMOCRACY: EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: CAPITALISM: HONG KONG CAPITALISM: TOTALITARIANISM: POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: SURREALISM: |
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