I still miss you baby, but
my aim's gettin better.
Get your tongue outta my ear, cause I'm kissing you good-bye.
Her teeth was stained, but her heart was pure.
I don't know whether to kill myself or go bowling.
I just bought a car from the
guy who stole my girl, but the car don't run,
so I figure we got an even
deal.
I keep forgettin I forgot about you.
I liked you better before I knew you so well.
I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, cause I'm afraid she'd win.
I haven't gone to bed with
any ugly women, but I've sure woke up with a
few.
She's lookin better after every beer.
She's actin single and I'm drinkin doubles.
If the phone doesn't ring, it's me.
You're the reason our kids are so ugly.
You done tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.
She got the ring and I got the finger.
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
Mama get a hammer, there's a fly on Papa's head.
I'm so miserable without you, it's like havin you here.
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
If I had shot you when I wanted to, I'd be out by now.