CLASSES FOR MEN AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING
CENTER FOR ADULTS
SIGN-UP BY MAY 28TH

   NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF

   THEIR CONTENTS, EACH COURSE WILL ACCEPT A MAXIMUM
 OF 8 PARTICIPANTS
 EACH.



   TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS.
   STEP BY STEP, WITH SLIDE PRESENTATION.

  TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL:
 DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
   ROUND TABLE DISCUSSION.

   TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE
   TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE
   FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
   GROUP PRACTICE.

   TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE
 LAUNDRY
   HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
   PICTURES AND EXPLANATORY GRAPHICS.

   TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE:
  CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
   EXAMPLES ON VIDEO.

   TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY:
  LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER.
   HELPLINE SUPPORT AND SUPPORT GROUPS.

   TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS,
   STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF
 TURNING THE
   HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. OPEN FORUM.

   TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH:
   BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.

   GRAPHICS AND AUDIO TAPE.

   TOPIC 9 - REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
   REAL LIFE TESTIMONIALS.

   TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT
 QUIETLY
   AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS.
   DRIVING SIMULATION.

   TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE:
   BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE.
   ONLINE CLASS AND ROLE PLAYING.

   TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
   RELAXATION. EXERCISES, MEDITATION AND BREATHING
   TECHNIQUES.

   TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY:
   REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
 IMPORTANT DATES AND
 CALLING
   WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. CEREBRAL SHOCK
 THERAPY SESSIONS AND
 FULL
   LOBOTOMIES OFFERED.



   **UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE
   ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS

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