Shut up assholes.
I'm now in a show at school called "Slaughter City" and it's by Naomi Wallace, who writes damn well. I'm putting a play up this summer called "Love Oven", and I wrote it. You'll hear more about it, oh yes. Yes indeed. For now I'm putting one lousy piece in Writes. I hope you like it. Also, check out Megan Pederen's page under links. Look for my Colby page to morph into an improv page very soon. I'll update again this year, honest.
9-6-99- "Much Ado" came and went. Working my nuts off so I can afford a move to Lakeview. But I wrote two songs, "Crush on Ice", and my new favorite "Tomboy Unrequited". I love improv. Sleep now.
7-24-99- Yahoo is a piece of shit, and since they took over Geocities I've had many problems such as HTML not saving. Email me with your favorite free sites. Added a message board. Much Ado About Nothing (my show) opens Sunday, with previews Thursday-Saturday. Call (773)274-5943 for information or reservations.
6-28-99- We Minions of Love win the Cage Match yet again! We have now broken the record of Troy's Bucket (one of the most respected of former champions) and are gaining momentum! Word! Also, the actress playing Ursula in "Much Ado About Nothing" had to leave, so my friend Robyn got hooked up! Yeah Robyn Coffin! Updated music recommendations big time (hip hop!). Also threw in some more Star Wars stuff for the bullhorn.
6-23-99- Did I mention we won the Cage Match again 49 to 3? I really got to get to finishing the Improv section of this page... But for now, updates a plenty! Here is the website of my twisted brother, Robb, and his cohorts(the link works now). Yes he's adopted. Found an old lie I never put up called The Truth Behind Alf. A few new albums listed in the music reccomendation page. Added a sketch comedy section as well as several more links to the links page! Also, my Agent Colby page has some links on it! Please visit V's, as it rocks big time.
6-18-99- I got cast in "Much Ado About Nothing", and it goes up July 29th at the Baird Hall on Broadway and Wellington. Shakespeare, baby. Updated the bullhorn with some Star Wars Episode 2 news.
6-12-99- School finals, so many excuses for the lack of updates. I did severe elbow-damage during my entrance to the Improv Olympic cage match which my team, the Minions of Love, has won three weeks in a row now. Added a poem to my Agent Colby page, Colby links are on the way so you can understand the context of my creepiness.
5-1-99- Why haven't I been updating? Well my monitor broke and I got a life. Updated the music recommendations and reviewed Boris the Sprinkler's new album Suck. Moved the complete Hello Nasty lyrics to the misc section because that's from like last August. The name of my improv team, Mourning in Denver, has been our name for two years and has nothing to do with the Littleton, Colorado shooting. It's DENVER. Retards.
4-5-99- Transmission sent to Agent Colby. Cast in Anton Chekov's Comedy in One Act: "The Proposal". "Beyond Therapy" opens April 12th!
4-1-99- April Fool's, knuckleheads. The whole page is here.
3-12-99- I made a navigation bar on the front page because some people don't know what to make of those little pictures. I got cast in "Beyond Therapy", and really wish I had the cash to order a pizza.
3-4-99- Hurray! Fun new additions! I added TWO count 'em TWO new songs to the writes page, Make Out and Wave of Evil Squirrels.I changed the Mr. T Experience link on the link page because this site is a thousand time better and the other site that I used to have linked was run by an idiot 14 year old girl. Got called back for the Durang play "Beyond Therapy".
2-23-99- Linked up my buddies at the Rockstar of Siam on the links page. Went to see the movie Rushmore.
2-17-99- I wrote a song celebrating my self-righteous room-mate moving out called Abby Is A Brat. Also, I won a computer in a raffle at the Baby Wants Candy Valentine's Day party, where I ALSO won the hate poetry contest. I will put the poem on this page if I can remember how it goes. I could have updated a lot more, but I'm going to a Blackhawks game instead. Nyah.
2-8-99- Once again I managed to half-ass everything here. Linked my life story to the bio-page. Here is the scariest web-page ever .
2-1-99- Added the ransom note Max Rebo Is As Good As Dead to my list of lies. Added a lame but functional bio-thingy to the miscellaneous section. I reworked the main page a little bit, and finally gave in to the need for an actual web-counter. To visit the old fake counter, click here. I'm also working on a section devoted entirely to improvisation.
1-26-99- Really burnt out but updated due to the fact that it's been over two weeks. Vented for all to see regarding the millenium in a you-are-wrong-chumps style essay called Relax, Millenium Psychos. And as long as I'm thinking about it, if you can't appreciate the movies Fargo and Barton Fink for what they are, you can go fuck yourself. That goes for all of you.
1-10-99- Made a little Valentine surprise for the boys. Also added an old essay I wrote a while ago when I first moved into Chicago called "Ways to Keep People From Sitting Next to You on Mass Transit".
1-3-99- Added a link to Jason Chin's webpage entirely without his permission. Also added a swank banner on the front page. Took off the flashing "new" sign on the article "Charlize Theron Is Fly", because it is not new anymore.
12-13-98- Fought off the urge to add a real counter again. Organized that music recommendation page and added reviews of Severe Tire Damage by They Might Be Giants and Television City Dream by Screeching Weasel. Also added a little ditty I like to call "Charlize Theron Is Fly".
12-4-98- After many a month, I have replaced the picture of Mr. T threatening Yoda with a picture of a little girl cursing her fat ass. Also, click on the slice of toast to visit my new music recommendation page! Hipness in effect!
11-30-98- Focused my intense lust for the new Star Wars movie on the Horn page. Also added a link to the homepage of Matt "Fallout Boy" Larsen.
11-17-98- Added a lie to Writes called "You Don't Know What Golf Is!".
11-16-98- Added update page. Also posted a new commentary on the Writes page called "Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth", and a link to my old page full of articles on my Misc page.
