Claw Furship Guild MadCat Pad
Our Story
One Fine Summer day, the illustrious Memfurs of CLAW's Furship Guild were sitting in the shade having a lovely kitty picnic. These furry furriends were listening to the wise words of Furship Guild leader, Mysty, when suddenly, FurMaiden Boo let out a loud meow, exclaiming....
Early One Morning Estralla caught a gremlin in the Furship Guild!
Tiger M said, calm down Boo, and have a nice cup of catnip tea.
It was a short gremlin alright covered in green slime with pink worts. Estralla was mad that she couldn't go where she wanted to go because of the gremlin, but was happy because she earned some CLAW points!
Estralla, I have a great recipe fur mouse pate, left ofur from April Fool's Day. Purrhaps mew can substitute gremlin for mouse.
Suddenly, as they were chatting, the gremlin disappeared into thin air!
The kitties went racing around, trying to figure out how and where the gremlin had gone, but to no avail. "Where was it, when it disappeared?" FurMaiden Tia asked.
Oh No! That nasty little gremlin has decided to make himself at home around all of Furship! It has taken on a name for itself to, FurGremlin! He thinks he is a member of Furship, and the name will fool all the Furship cats.. Destino, Estralla, & Boo have been chasing it all around, but the FurGremlin is so tricky, and he changes his appearance when needed that they just can't seem to catch him. Mysty, Ally and Emmy have a plan to try and catch the tricky FurGremlin....
All they need to do is ask Jazzy, if they can borrow her frying pan!
While a frying pan might come in furry handy for cooking up an unwanted gremlin, first mew has to catch him. Miss Snow decided to ask Fairy Kitty Amberlea fur help.
But when Jazzy took out the frying pan, she started using it to attack everyone! Everyone was so frightened and shocked! *HEEEE!* It turned out that the gremlin had turned itself into Jazzy to trick the cats!
Calli and Pepe, have surrounded the furgremlin... and afvur our talk wif him, he has agreed to vacate the premises...as long as he can retain the title of FurGremlin...he will leave us in peace!
However being a gremlin, he didn't keep his promise. FurGremlin was back the next day as Jazzy. It was convincing everyone that it was Jazzy, until the real Jazzy walked in. She was so surprised that she fainted! There was confusion everywhere, because no one knew who the real Jazzy was!
In the meantime, Boo had decided to talk to the FurGremlin again to make sure he really was leaving. When she discovered he had changed his mind! FurGremlin had decided not to leave unless all his demands are met, and even then he is not actually leaving.
This is a list of his demands passed to Boo to give to efuryone...
He seems to think he has us Cats, where he wants us. Is there nothing we can do, but give in to his demands?
Suddenly, Estralla shouted, "Hold it! Why are we listening to this tiny ball of slime?! He will have no reason to stay, if we don't give in to his demands!"
CLAW kitties, we must band togetfur! Call in Missy and Kiki, and efurry older wiser kitty from OCS* and they can help I am sure!
Alabaster proudly walked in to solve the situation with his Jazzy...or was it another Jazzy, that he thought was his???
While Alabaster was standing near Jazzy, trying to figure out if this was his wed-wink or not...Bubba, one of Jazzy's brofurr's came in. Allie said to Bubba...what can we do to find out if this is our Jazzy...Bubba put out Pounce.
FurMaiden Calli whispered in Bubba's ear...to ask this... Jazzy when his Purday is...and when they were wedwinked?? That would prove once and fur all if this was his Jazzy! FurMaiden Ally, FurMaiden Boo, and Pepe were all waiting in anticipation fur Jazzy to answer!
MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!! MEOW!!
Jazzy looked around with wide eyes. 'Uh...uh..' All of a sudden 'Jazzy' turned into the FurGremlin and tried to make a run for it. But there in its way stood Jazzy!
It was Jazzy alright, and she held in her hand a large can of Pounce, which she proceeded to throw on the FurGremlin with all her might...pow! Pow! Pow! Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! The pieces of pounce hit the FurGremlin, and he melted into a ball of fur.
Jazzy stood over him, a look of fierceness on her sweet kitty face, and said...'He is Gone.' She turned to her furr-friends, who all mewed over the last few minutes happenings.
Suddenly, Curiosity yelled - 'Watch out Jazzy!' From behind her, rising out of the dust stood...
Out of the dust came FurGremlin's other half, his FurWife!! In her green little hand was a Spray bottle full of yep you guessed it, Water! As you know us cats are not to fond of water. The FurGremliness was mad that Jazzy had gotten rid of her FurHubby, so she is now out to get even. FurGremliness starts spraying all the kitties Meows! Mew! FurMaiden Estralla meowed in disgust, as she got soaked by FurGremliness. All you could hear was the evil laugh of the hideous FurGremliness, as she soaked each and every kitty! What are we going to do now to stop her! exclaimed Jazzy and Boo, who were thoroughly soaked by now. Should we give her a new home to get her out of Furship? Boo and Estralla both meow, Our fur, Our beautiful fur is all wet. Maybe Mysty will know what to do?
Estralla and Destino realized they had their raincoats in the back of their furmobile. So, they quickly got their coats to protect themselves from water. Estralla loaned a raincoat to Boo. Boo is such a brave kittyfur that she ran up to the mean gremlin. Boo said, 'I am not taking this kind of meaness from you mean gremliness. My friends will be protected by me! Watch out for Super Boo!' Boo pulled out a super pickle gun and slimed the gremliness with cheese. The gremliness was very allergic to cheese and ran off in fright! Destino, Estralla and Boo laughed until they couldn't laugh any more! However, they knew the gremliness and her hubby would be back soon. The problem was not resolved yet!
Well, you know the cheese finally hardened and fell off the FurGremliness, and she was really mad now! She grabbed her squirt gun and some d*g biscuits and came back to the Claw Furship Guild. This time she disguised herself as Boo, and came running in yelling 'the Gremlin in hiding in the Locker Room! Let's go catch him' and headed for the lockers.
As they opened the entrance to the lockers, they saw the Gremlin duo climbing out the rear window. All shuddered wondering what horrible plan the two may be concocting.
Estralla, Destino and Boo walked around the corner. A caped figure appeared from the shadows. It was...Rhett Kincaid Butler, Gremlin Avenger, and his friend, Oliver Berrier! They exclaimed, 'We saw it all and have a plan, let's go to BB Kat's scientific Gremlin lab quickly before they come back.' They hurried over to the lab. The real Jazzy and BB Kat were, panting, puffing and holding the closet door shut. 'The Gremlins are in...the lab...puff, puff,' BB explained wearily. I trapped them in...the closet...If you help me keep it closed, we will tell you folks the whole story.
Before the others could join Jazzy and BB Kat to help keep the door closed, the Gremlins burst through with even more water than before. Jazzy and BB Kat were thrown to the ground. The Gremlins soaked them to near drowning, then advanced toward the others. Everyone jumped back in fright. Then out of nowhere came Alabaster with a huge sack of dried catnip. He swung it wildly around, breaking the sack over the Gremlins. The weakened Gremlins, covered with catnip, backed away from Alabaster into the closet. If only we had known earlier that catnip to Gremlins is like kryptonite to Superman. Alabaster had saved the day and his precious Jazzy.
But, wait! The catnip worked for a little while, but now the Gremlins sound really mad! The catnip made them bigger and stronger! Jazzy screamed, 'OH NO' Alabaster what do we do now?' Right at that moment the evil Gremlins broke down the closet door and...
Calli asked Ashley, Pepe and Curiosity to help her get all the dried catnip together to make a BIG fire...as the smoke from the catnip is furry toxic to the gremlins...if they breathe enough of the smoke...it will weaken them...and finally overcome them...and that would be the end of the gremlins! And as the fire burns brighter and brighter and the smoke gets thicker and thicker...the Gremlins start crumbling, and withering...until there are no more Gremlins left...
Shouts of joy can be heard from the Furshippers...as we finally get our kingdom back...
The sounds of joy ended abruptly, as the fire died down and the smoke lifted. All were amazed to see the FurGremlins regaining their strength. Oh no! cried Destino, they are getting up and coming toward us. Effury kitty began sharpening their claws and hissing at the FurGremlins, but wait, they look different now. Oh my! They look like us kitties now, only green! Could it be? The smoke from the catnip has transformed them into FurGremlin Cats! Boo was the first to venture towards the pair, her nose sniffing the air for any sign of danger. As she got right next to them FurGremliness started rubbing noses with Boo! Mysty, Estralla and the other kitties were starting in disbelief, can the FurGremlins really be changed creatures? FurGremlin went up to Calli and gave her a big old headbutt. Have they really been changed or are they pretending..and the fur, cat ears and all..just some strange effect from the catnip smoke?
Suddenly BabyCat rushes in with a basket full of toona pies, and the FurGremlin cats start to sneeze. It is just as I suspected, says SnowLing. The FurGremlins were only pretending to be cats. 'Yes' said Tiger Magnificat. We all know that FurGremlins are allergic to anything real cats like. Senmut then comes in with a fire hose in his paws and starts spraying all the cats. 'Back Seat Kitties to the rescue,' he yells. Mew cries little Daenida. 'Don't spray us silly, spray the FurGremlins.' 'Oops,' sighs Senmut. 'I got catfursed.' 'No wonder mew are in the back seat then,' says his brofur, Ba Shaleek Alshain.
"Oh, mew, you got water on my gorgeous new gown," cried Rambley-Bambley. "Now I must go and change befur the ball." "The ball is months away," says Peregrin Noel. "Besides, fighting fur-gremlins is much more fun," says little BugBug. Maybe grandfafur Jason can help us. BugBug scampers off to find her Grandfafur. "The only thing left to do is to call on the Knights of CLAW," says Princess Christmas. So Pupa Muma, Christmas and Tommy and Tyie and Tia and Dromeda and Mysty all go to the council and lay their petition befur Queen Midnight. "We need help, your Majesty," Says Mysty, leader of the Furship Guild. "Yes, Please help," chorus Arabella and Petroushka, who have come up to the meeting also.
Our story has two different endings for your enjoyment. Choose your ending.... MadCat Ending or Mad Cat Ending. The second ending is in the process of being posted.
MadCat Contributors
FurDuchess Boo, FurDuchess Ally, GentleCat Tiger Magnificat, Alexis Purrastis, Baby Cat Milliken, Tina, GentleCat Tyie, FurMaiden Tia, FurMaiden Miss Pinkerton, Meow Meow, FurDuchess Calli, Snow-on-Paws Ling Milliken, Spencer, Bastet, Pepe, Jazzy Taylor, Bubba Taylor, Whiskers, Pippilotta Perergrim Took, Curiosity, FurMaiden Estralla, Destino, Day-Late, BB Kat, Bonnie and all the Milliken Kittens.
*OCS is the Older Cats Society of Claw.
Thanks from the Furship Guild to all our wonderful Book Fair Participants for our very interesting story.
Claw gave extra service points to anyone, who participated in Library Fair activities. If you are not a member of Furship, please resend your email and secret name to Mysty through the email link below or form for proper credit. Especially since we enjoyed your MadCat additions, thanks and purrs.
All contributors please feel free to take
Book Titles submitted to date are --
The Tale of the FurGremlins -- A --
The Knights of Furship -- B --
FurLady's of Furship --C --
The Slaying of the Green Slime Furship Gremlins -- D --
Close Encounters of the FurGremlin Kind -- E --
Invasion of the Fur Gremlins -- F --
FurGremlin Invaders -- G --
Furship's Adventures with FurGremlins -- H --
FurGremlins, The Mischievious Duo -- I --
No FurGremlins at Kitty Picnics -- J --
Furship SWAT Team Beats Furgremlins! -- K --
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