"EVERYONE KNOWS I AM A HOT HEAD
BUT THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!"
"WHEN HE SAID HOP IN I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING
FOR A RIDE ,,,NOT A DIVE"!
A BULLDOG WAS WATCHING HIS WEIGHT,
HE WATCHED AND HE WATCHED AS HE ATE,
"IT DEFIES UNDERSTANDING WHY I KEEP EXPANDING"
HE SAID AS HE LICKED CLEAN HIS PLATE