Rottweiler: Just one. You want to make something of it?

Australian Shepherd: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Jack Russell Terrier: Two, but the job never gets done - they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

Bulldog: Just one. But it takes him three years to do it.

Pomeranians: Don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

Pug: Er, two. Or maybe one. No - on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Afghan: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Cat: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.