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these following pages were made thanks to Penny J. Mitchell

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.



If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?



Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.



We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.



Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.



Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.



A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.



If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.



Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.



You will never "find" time for anything. If you want time you must make it.



A man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.



This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it
was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
what Anybody could have done.



Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.



An argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead.


Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.



Women like quiet men because they think they are listening.



Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.



If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.



The dictionary is the only place that SUCCESS comes before WORK.



If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.



If it is to be, it is up to me.



If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.



Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.



Someday is not a day of the week.



If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?



When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to
believe it.



"I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks."
-- Daniel Boone



Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.



I have a balance of $84.32 in the bank --- which makes me four-and-a-half trillion dollars
richer than the federal government.



Always behave like a duck -- keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the
devil underneath.



"If you can dream it, you can do it." -- Walt Disney



Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you
transport something by ship, it's called cargo?



Some people would say more if they talked less.



The question is not always where we stand bit in which direction we are going.



We cannot cause the wind to blow the way we want it to, but we can so adjust our sails that
they will take us where we want to go.



Before you give a piece of you mind, you ought to make sure that you can get by with what
you have left.



It is not so much what we know as how well we use what we know.



If you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.


Many people have a good aim in life, but most of them don't know when to pull the trigger.



If you are satisfied just to get by, step aside for the man who isn't.



Remember that AMERICAN ends with I CAN --- not THEY CAN.



Remember, every job is a self portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with excellence.



A good angle to approach any problem is the TRY-angle.



2/3 of PROMOTION is MOTION.



If you growl all day, its natural to feel dog-tired at night.



The reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail instead of his tongue.



It is better to remain silent and appear dumb, than to speak and remove all doubt.



The person who is pulling on the oars usually hasn't time to rock the boat.



Consider the hammer --- It keeps its head.
It doesn't fly off the handle. It keeps pounding away.
It finds the point and then drives it home.
It looks at the other side, too, and thus often clinches the matter.
It makes mistakes, but when it does, it starts all over.
It is the only knocker in the world that does any good.



The greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it
is too low and we reach it.



It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.



He who laughs last, thinks slowest!



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