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following pages were made thanks to Penny J. Mitchell
Even
if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
If
stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Half
our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we
have
rushed through life trying to save.
We
can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap
as
they go by.
Beauty
is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Nothing
is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
A
man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
If
you don't know where you're going, you'll end up somewhere else.
Never
go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
You
will never "find" time for anything. If you want time you must make it.
A
man's friendships are one of the best measures of his worth.
This
is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody,
and
Nobody.
There
was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that
Somebody
would do it.
Anybody
could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about
that
because it
was
Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody
realized
that Everybody
wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
when
Nobody did
what
Anybody could have done.
Too
many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
An
argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead.
Everyone
is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Women
like quiet men because they think they are listening.
Politicians
are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
If
you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.
The
dictionary is the only place that SUCCESS comes before WORK.
If
at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
If
it is to be, it is up to me.
If
you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do
is wake up.
Never
argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
Someday
is not a day of the week.
If
ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
When
I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning
to
believe
it.
"I
have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks."
--
Daniel Boone
Laughter
is the shortest distance between two people.
I
have a balance of $84.32 in the bank --- which makes me four-and-a-half
trillion dollars
richer
than the federal government.
Always
behave like a duck -- keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle
like the
devil
underneath.
"If
you can dream it, you can do it." -- Walt Disney
Why
is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment,
but when you
transport
something by ship, it's called cargo?
Some
people would say more if they talked less.
The
question is not always where we stand bit in which direction we are going.
We
cannot cause the wind to blow the way we want it to, but we can so adjust
our sails that
they
will take us where we want to go.
Before
you give a piece of you mind, you ought to make sure that you can get by
with what
you
have left.
It
is not so much what we know as how well we use what we know.
If
you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.
Many
people have a good aim in life, but most of them don't know when to
pull
the trigger.
If
you are satisfied just to get by, step aside for the man who isn't.
Remember
that AMERICAN ends with I CAN --- not THEY CAN.
Remember,
every job is a self portrait of the person who did it.
Autograph
your work with excellence.
A
good angle to approach any problem is the TRY-angle.
2/3
of PROMOTION is MOTION.
If
you growl all day, its natural to feel dog-tired at night.
The
reason a dog has so many friends is because he wags his tail instead
of
his tongue.
It
is better to remain silent and appear dumb, than to speak and remove
all
doubt.
The
person who is pulling on the oars usually hasn't time to rock the
boat.
Consider
the hammer --- It keeps its head.
It
doesn't fly off the handle.
It keeps pounding away.
It
finds the point and then drives it home.
It
looks at the other side,
too, and thus often
clinches the matter.
It
makes mistakes, but when it does, it starts
all over.
It
is the only
knocker in the world that does any good.
The
greater danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we
miss
it, but that it
is
too low and we reach it.
It's
nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
He
who laughs last, thinks slowest!
What
is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
You
know a good one too???
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