More picayune trivia

for your enjoyment

• Take time to think......It is the source of power.
• Take time to play.......It is the secret of perpetual youth.
• Take time to read.......It is the fountain of wisdom.
• Take time to pray.......It is the greatest power on earth!
• Take time to love and be loved.......It is a God-given privilege.
• Take time to be friendly.......It is the road to happiness.
• Take time to laugh......It is the music of the soul.
• Take time to give.......Time is too short to be selfish.
• Take time to work.......It is the price of success.

• What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
  • The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

• What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he is God's gift?
  • Exchange him.

• Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
  • They are hard to get started, emit foul odors, and do not work half the time..

• What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
  • After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

• What is the difference between men and government bonds?
  • Bonds mature.

• How are men and parking spots alike?
  • The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.

• What should you give a man who has everything?
  • A woman to show him how to work it.

• Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
  • To stop the snoring before it starts.

• Why don't men have mid-life crises?
  • They stay stuck in adolescence.

• How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
  • At the circus the clowns do not talk.

• Why do bachelors like smart women?
  • Opposites attract.

1. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
2. Why do we say a door is a jar?
3. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
4. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
5. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
6. What was used to measure the size of hail before golf balls were invented?
7. At a gas station why are the rest rooms always locked and the cash drawer left unlocked?
8. If you ignore other people, does that make you an ignor-amus?
9. If punishment really works, why do we have "repeat offenders"?
10. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
11. Why do people who know the least, know it the loudest?
12. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
13. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
14. What do you feed an invisable cat? Evaporated milk.
15. How many computer programers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is a hardware problem.

Links to other sites on the Web

A trip by Roadside America
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too
Those were the good old days?
Now, how did they do that?
Driveways of the rich and famous
The ad graveyard

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