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A prayer for the stressed
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to accept the things I cannot change,
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass I might have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give my 100% at work.... 12% on Mondays,
23% on Tuesdays, 40% on Wednesdays,
20% on Thursdays, and 5% on Fridays.
And finally help me to remember that when I'm having a bad day
And it seems that all people are really trying to piss me off,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to
BITE ME.
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