Hay Ghos an Goblims, dis is da plaze fur yerownselfs. Heer yew wil fyne awl kinsa Holaween itims. Lettuce starf wid sum furry nic lukin hats. Heers a mirir tu seed howes yew luk. Oh my, donf yew luk fanci. We lik da flowir one bess.
Lukit dis, one siz fits awl.
We luked awl offir da whorl fur yer hollidey injoynemint. Heer is sum ob da finess kostums toonas kin bi. We foun dem in Catsilbanya. Hey, sum kittie hadda due it.
BOOOO!!!!!! Didnf mee tu skared yew. Donf bes frayed, da biers foun sum masks fur yew tuu. Puts dese on an kno hoomin wil bes afil tu idenkneefi yew. Knots effin yerown wink-winks an wed-winks wil kno whos beehin da mask..
An kno kostum wud bes komfleet widout da finil tuch. Guddie bagis. Wez haff tuu dibfirint kins. Oranji an tan. Takes yer pik. Juss knoks on da doors at Haloweenie tyme an lets da guddies fall in.
Korse, we awl kno who dis bagi beelons tu. Yew gused it. Yung Mr. Radar. Him kanf bee a tuff gurl kittie, sew him kried tu mommy an sed, im wants a bagi tuu. Wez hadda gets one fur himsownself. Geeeeech! Sum boy kitties is reel spoyled!
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