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      These pages are solely for the purpose of entertainment by any and all whom view it contents. Please feel free to enjoy and take any pics or graphics at any time. I am watching all that do enter this site and I will thank you at any time, that I deem necessary to. This page has certain copyrights and or copywrongs that include certain inalienable rights which can be viewed by clicking on theLINK TO COPYRIGHTS AND COPYWRONGS PAGEwithin this text. If at any time you are not able to follow this inactive link format, then reboot and try again and again, until your keyboard melts into your desktop. Please feel free to feel free, or if you would rather feel like you want to pay me for such said use of graphics then, Send a self addressed stamped envolope to yourself. When said envolope arrives then just insert fifty dollars cash ( U.S. Currency ONLY ) to your favorite FEED THE CHILDREN charity. With this stated, Do it now! Don't delay! Hurry!
      Once again I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to the pages of the Lost and Found. If you lost something then here is where it might be. Look into one of the old tattered cardboard boxes in the corner and see if what you have lost is within the deep, dark, dusty, doomed collection of lost items. BE CAREFULL not to fall in, for there is no escape route to follow to find your way out. At NO time, whatsoever is this organization of L.A.F.A. International responsible for lost person or persons that when in search of their lost items, they become lost themselves. At which time, if said person searching through "Lost And Found Again" boxes becomes lost, will immeadiately become the soul property of "L.A.F.A.International" As per company Rules and By-laws when said lost person is found again, a new fee schedule applies at the time. The Searching Person Lost Fee will 50% added to the regular fee listed below. Once you have found your, lost-found item then quickly return to the check-it-out counter. Where an ugly yet happy Service Person will charge you a reasonable finders fee.


Today's FEE schedule is almost exactly as follows:
TWO DAY LOSS TWO WEEK LOSS TWO MONTH LOSS TWO YEAR LOSS
$5.52
$50.52
$500.52
$5,000.52
(The extra 52 cents is to purchase colored, easy striking, long burning, waterproof matches)

Items left within the Lost and Found for more than the maximum TWO YEAR period will be destroyed by fire within
two weeks. If you would like the item after fire has been induced, you can apply for Ash Recovery System by using
FORM #
Link To Form

Please fill out the form completly and and take it to our friendly yet Ugly Service personnal ( You can find them within the walls of the lunch room between the hours of 8:00 AM to 11:30 AM and again at 12:30 PM to 5:00 PM. )

Make all checks payable to:
"LOST AND FOUND AGAIN"

It has been our pleasure to rip you off.
Please drive carefully and remember to lose your belongings often.
This is a paid annoucement brought to you by:
"L.A.F.A. International" ®
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