These pages are solely for the purpose of entertainment by any and all whom view it contents.
Please feel free to enjoy and take any pics or graphics at any time. I am watching all that
do enter this site and I will thank you at any time, that I deem necessary to.
This page has certain copyrights and or copywrongs that include certain inalienable rights
which can be viewed by clicking on thewithin this text.
If at any time you are not able to follow this inactive link format, then reboot and try again and again, until your
keyboard melts into your desktop. Please feel free to feel free, or if you would rather feel
like you want to pay me for such said use of graphics then,
Send a self addressed stamped envolope to yourself.
When said envolope arrives then just insert fifty dollars cash
( U.S. Currency ONLY ) to your favorite
FEED THE CHILDREN
charity. With this stated, Do it now! Don't delay! Hurry!
Once again I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you
to the pages of the Lost and Found.
If you lost something then here is where it might be.
Look into one of
the old tattered cardboard boxes in the corner
and see if what you have lost is within the deep, dark, dusty,
doomed collection of lost items.
BE CAREFULL not to fall in, for there is no escape route
to follow to find your way out. At NO time, whatsoever is this
organization of L.A.F.A. International responsible for lost
person or persons that when in search of their lost items, they
become lost themselves. At which time, if said person searching
through "Lost And Found Again" boxes becomes lost, will
immeadiately become the soul property of "L.A.F.A.International"
As per company Rules and By-laws when said lost person is found
again, a new fee schedule applies at the time. The Searching
Person Lost Fee will 50% added to the regular fee listed below.
Once you have found your, lost-found item then quickly
return to the check-it-out counter.
Where an ugly yet happy Service Person will charge you a
reasonable finders fee.
TWO DAY LOSS | TWO WEEK LOSS | TWO MONTH LOSS | TWO YEAR LOSS |
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