Young folks and old folks and everybody come
Join the mormon sunday school and have a lot of fun
please check your chewing gum and razors at the door
and you'll hear some bible stories that you've never heard before

Adam was the 1st man that ever was invented
lived all alone so he never was contented
All day long.. You could hear him moan..
I'm a gettin kinda tired of a livin all alone

Then along came Eve with a basket full of fruit
Adam took a look at her and said "she's kind of cute"
Then Eve took an apple and then they both had one
and ever since then all the trouble has begun