WARNING LABELS

The following "warnings" actually appear on items we purchase

and use everyday........DUH**********



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     HAIRDRYER....."Do not use this product while sleeping"...?


     CURLING IRON..."Do not use this product in the shower"...?



     CLOTHING IRON..."Do not iron clothes on your body"...?



     BAG OF CHIPS..."You could be a winner! No purchase necessary;
                     details inside"...?



     FROZEN TV DINNER..."Serving suggestion - defrost"...?



     PACKAGE OF BREAD PUDDING..."Product will be hot after heating"...?



     CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE..."Do not drive a car or operate machinery
                      after taking this medication"...?



     SLEEP AID PACKAGE..."May cause drowsiness"...?



     CHRISTMAS LIGHTS..."For indoor or outdoor use"...?



     CAN OF NUTS..."Contains nuts"...?



     AIRLINE PACKET OF NUTS..."Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts"...?





and the best one so far..............




      CHILD'S SUPERMAN COSTUME..."Wearing of this garment does not
                       enable you to fly"...???????








Written 10/01/00

2000 Rita A. Hallenbeck
and Darlene Burl




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