Thoughts, Quotes 'n Sayings

I have always been an absolute nut for all kinds of quotes and sayings.
Some are provocative and thought provoking. Others are witty or just plain silly.
I love them all!
Here are just a few of them. Check out page 2 for more.

A personal favorite:

Yesterday is the past.
Tomorrow is the future.
Today is a gift;
that's why it's called the present!

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Life is uncertain.
Eat dessert first!

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KIDS WHO ARE DIFFERENT
Here's to the kids who are different.
The kids who don't always get A's,
The kids who have ears twice the size of their peers,
and noses that go on for days...
Here's to the kids who are different,
The kids they call crazy or dumb.
The kids who don't fit, with the guts and the grit,
Who dance to a different drum...
Here's to the kids who are different,
The kids with the mischievious streak,
For when they have grown, as history shows,
It's their difference that makes them unique.
~by Digby Wolfe

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If PRO is the opposite of CON
Is PROgress the opposite of CONgress?

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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between man and dog.
~Mark Twain

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Owning a pet is the best thing about being human.
No other animal takes a completely different species into its home,
providing food and shelter,
just for the pleasure of its company.
~Patricia Fish in Readers Digest

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Dave Barry says: "Think how much happier women would be if,
instead of endlessly fretting about what the males in their lives are thinking,
they could relax, secure in the knowledge that the correct answer is: "Very little!"

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Women have PMS
So, it's only fair that men should have ESPN!

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Live your life so that if someone says "Be yourself," it's good advice.

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The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20
has wasted 30 years of his life.
~Muhammad Ali

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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit; we cannot flower and grow without it.
~Jess Lair in Reader's Digest

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Whether you think that you can,
or that you can't,
you are usually right.
~Henry Ford

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Life is like a dogsled team.
If you ain't the lead dog,
the scenery never changes.
~Lewis Grizzard

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Never insult the alligator 'til after you've crossed the river.

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Middle age: When a narrow waist and a broad mind exchange places.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
~Lucille Ball

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Life is hard. After all it kills you.
~Katherine Hepburn

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If it weren't for baseball, basketball and football,
many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looks like.

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I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin deep.
That's deep enough!
What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
~Jean Kerr

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Even if you're on the right track, if you just stand there you'll be run over.
~Will Rodgers

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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
~Judith Stern

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"You are what you eat."
But I'm not one to brood...
The minute I heard it, I ate pretty food.

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