More Thoughts, Quotes 'n Sayings

BE ALERT!
The world needs more lerts!

I warned you! Some of these are just plain silly - but FUN!

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Social tact is making your company feel at home, even though you wish they were.

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Some days you're the dog
Some days you're the hydrant.

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Groucho Marx Witticisms

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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Any man who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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Texas Proverb - Never squat with your spurs on.

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No sense being pessimistic; it probably wouldn't work anyway.

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Be Careful!
The toes you step on today could be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.

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Too many people get their exercise by jumping to conclusions,
running up bills, stretching the truth, bending over backwards, lying down on the job,
sidestepping responsibility and pushing their luck.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say,
fools talk because they have to say something.
~Friedrich Nietzche

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If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
~Judith Martin (Miss Manners)

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