(o: JoKeS :o) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Where do u find Mangoes?  Where WOMANgoes. The only reason elephants never forget is because they have nothing to remember!   "Why don't you answer the phone?"  " Because it's not ringing "  "Why must leave everything until the last minute !"      
   For eleven years Duncan had put up with the fat, interfering old women. Now he could stand it no longer. "She's got to go" he said to his wife. "I can't stand your mother another minute!" "My mother !"exclaimed Duncan's wife. "I thought she was your mother!"    A little girl was going to a party and her mother told her to be a good little girl and to remember,when she was leaving, to thank her hostess. When she arrived home, the mother asked her if she had thanked her hostess and the little girl replied:'No, the girl in front of me did and the lady said "Don't mention it"-so i didn't'   The little girl had been taken to the supermarket by her mother but had somehow managed to get lost near the tinned food section. "Excuse me," asked the little girl of another costumer. "Have u seen a mother walking along pushing a shopping trolley without a girl like me?"    " Would you like to come to my house-warming a party on Friday?" "I'd love to! What's the address?" "Number six, Labrador Crescent. Just ring the bell with your elbow." "Why can't i ring it with my finger?" "You're not coming empty handed are you?"         
 
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