Riddle me THIS!
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How do crazy people go through the forest?
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They take the psycho path.
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What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
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Dam.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
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A stick.
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What do you call four Mexicans in a leaking boat?
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Quatro Cinco.
Disclaimer:Senior Funbug, who is 100% Mexican MADE me put this joke in the right way. (I had a more PC version.)
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What do you get from a pampered cow?
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Spoiled milk.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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Frostbite.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a skin doctor?
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Pachydermatologist.
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What is the last thing that runs through a bug's mind when he hits the windshield?
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His butt.
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What is a zebra?
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26 sizes larger than an A bra.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
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A nervous wreck
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What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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Anyone can roast beef.
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Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?
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They all have phones.
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Where do you find a no legged dog?
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Right where you left him.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell from a tree, it would kill you?
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A pool table
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