My David Cassidy Theory

Yes, David Cassidy is the Antichrist.

How, you may ask, is David Cassidy the antichrist? You may also ask, how I know this. Go ahead and ask, don't be shy. Well, I'll tell you. It's a simple explanation really. But oh so complicated.

Let me start my asking you the ever so important question. Have you ever seen that Pop-up video episode with David Cassidy's "I Think I Love You?" If you have, it should explain the whole thing. If not, well, that doesn't really explain it to those people anyways, so you aren't missing anything. Actually, Kristen (A friend of mine) and I came up with it one day while in a chat room. We were in a religious chat room, and Marilyn Manson is NOT the antichrist. David Cassidy is. We just thought of it, and that's the way it is. Accept it.

Avoid David Cassidy. You may not be able to, though. What, you may ask, should I do if I can't help but be exposed to the evil that lurks beneath that "I'm Happy!" exterior? The answer is simple, whether you've seen Pop-up Video or not. Eat Mac and Cheese! Yes, Mac and Cheese is the ONLY way to avoid the evil forces. (Disclaimer: If you, or someone you know does not like Mac and Cheese, they may be in the David Cassidy Klan! That would be bad!) So remember: Evil is bad, Mac and Cheese is good, Have a nice day. I luv you all, except for those of you in the Klan. You know who you are. Bye bye!

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