Q: um... yeah. so... what's ur name?
A: Rhiannon.
Q: asl?
A: You're getting off-subject! If you try to cyber me, I'll totally kick you out of my page. Forever. You'll be banned.
Q: o. so... um... did u make up all the stuff on this site?
A: Yeah... most of it.
Q: even the funny stuff!?!?
A: ESPECIALLY the funny stuff. Come on now... don't you have any real questions?
Q: whats ur email addy?
A: unnoticedbyfew@tmbg.org
Q: Whazzup wit dat big red button?
A: Why can't you type? Why are you from the ghetto?
Q: um... what's that big red button do?
A: Well, when you click on it from somewhere that's not the main page, it takes you back to the main page. Good question. I'm proud of you. Now say your ABC's.
Q: A B C D E F GGGG, H I
A: Stop! Stop!
Q: J K LMNOP!
A: I was kidding! Stop!
Q: o
A: ...Thanks.
Q: so... ur a girl?
A: Yeah.
Q: um did u make those graphics urself?
A: No way! I'm not talented. I specialize in content only. I took all of the pictures from free graphics sites.
Q: i lost u after "no way"
A: I expected as much.
Q: what's ur favrite movie?
A: That's not about the site.
Q: o yeah. so... r u hot?
A: *sigh* Yes. Yes, I am extremely hot.
Q: really?
A: Yeah.
Q: like hot like a model?
A: Probably.
Q: do u live around here?
A: I don't know where you live.
Q: if i tell u, will u make out w/me?
A: If I throw something heavy at you, will you leave me alone?
Q: probably not.
A: **throws something really heavy... like a large rock, or the computer monitor**
Q: ...
A: Thank God. I was hoping it would knock him out.
10 hours later...
Q: hey r u there?
A: Yeah... why, what do you want? I have more important things to do than talk to you, you know.
Q: will u make out w/me?
A: **logs off**
Q: hey r u there? where did u go? hello? i have 2 go now where did u go? ok bye
