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Rhiannon's List of Things That Are Not Happy


(It is suggested that you start at number one, and work your way up. Otherwise some of them won't make quite as much sense.)

37. People who avoid answering a question by saying, "hmmmmm."

36. Big Egos.

35. The way I pretend like I'm studying for my Psych final (which is in a couple hours and I need to get an A on it if I want an A in the class) but in reality I'm here, complaining about how studying is not happy.

34. School food. Yes, again.

33. When I'm nice to Chris, and I put him on my list, just because he wants to be (simply because he's an attention-starved egomaniac, of course) and he leaves to go buy a Pearl Jam DVD and study history. That's ok. At least my last name isn't the currency they use in Austria! Anyways...

32. Chris, simply because he wanted to be on this list, because he's an attention-starved egomaniac.

31. Math placement tests.

30. Number 30 omitted due to worries about the person it's about seeing it.

29. Guys in general.

28. Omitted. See number 30.

27. More guys who don't like me back.

26. Work.

25. Guys who are too busy to have lunch with me... for the rest of the year.

24. The palm pilot that Joel will never let me play with.

23. Omitted. See number 30.

22. Animal cruelty.

21. My guestbook. Because it's not working properly.

20. The way my cheeseburger was looking really tempting 10 minutes ago, but now holds no appeal, and I'm still hungry.

19. Sore throats.

18. Vitamins that are really hard to swallow.

17.Dead fish.

16. People who do stupid things and get mad at me when I yell at them.

15. That Jon guy (not from Snowball) that's got ADD and scoots around on carts saying, "Do you guys remember that episode of the X-Files?"

14. Matt Webb.

13. Forgetting to sign someone's guestbook even though I said I would "for sure, for sure" do it that night.

12. Staying up late when I know I have to get up early the next day.

11. School food.

10. The way my Psych teacher makes 3 jokes during the 1 hour and 15 minute class, but manages to laugh 38 times.

9. The way my Mythology teacher talks about nothing but Chicago, his childhood, and his dogs.

8. Indiana.

7. Taking the garbage out.

6. Having to clean the mud off my shoes before I can wear them again.

5. Being broke.

4. Guys who don't like me back and don't tell me they have a girlfriend until last Thursday.

3. Guys who don't like me back.

2. When my survey doesn't work.

1. Stepping in mud.