You may already have won... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

And the crowd goes wild. Yay.

So, this is it. This is my cute little survey. Take it. Because you may already be a winner, and that should entice you to do anything, because you are a gullible human. Exept for the kewl people like Annie, who has wanted her name here for a long time. She's just kewl, not a gullible human. Let's begin.

Name goes in this box... your name.

And as is customary, e-mail goes here.

For whom does the bell toll?

What does the word "whence" mean?

How many potatoes have you buried this week?

Do you belive in roosters, Sundays, and/or mangoes? Why?

Moot?

What is your view on the cloning of chickens?

What the hell is "whoopie?"

Noo?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers, Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers... where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Nee?

Other comments/suggestions go here:

Well, that's the end of my form. Hit the submit button, and be happy... be joyful... celebrate... because I think I love you... ((ack! no! stop the pain! oh the agony! oh the humanity!))


Mail me. Do it. Click here. C'mon, you know you want to.