Meana
Meeoww!
The Fat Cat
The Official Fat Cat Homepage™

This is Meana. Meana is an old cat (DOB April 14th 1985) and a very heavy cat. Meana's name is somewhat unique. The name was that of another cat which appeared in old french Acadian reading books. Also many years, before Meana was born, his family once cared for another cat. That cat, whose name was also Meana, was such a great cat, that they honored him with this name. So actually, Meana is know as Meana II.... confused?
Meana is known for his bad attitude and evil ways. Also, because he has no claws, he likes to bite... and hard! No one is spared! Currently, Meana is a confirmed bachelor and is happy with his 19 and 1/2 pounds condition. Meana is a resident of Blacks Harbour, New Brunswick Canada. It is this small village that is famous for being the location of the Connors Brother Ltd., the world's largest sardine fish processing plant. Fish, cat's love fish! He enjoys lying in the sun and sleeping and his favorite food (besides everything!) is cheese sticks and cereal (Cheerios). He also likes Lasagna, but he sometimes eats too much and won't feel so well. Though he is very fat, he still can catch mice, proven he is still a good hunter. Meana once enjoyed spending his days in his owner's '73 Volkswagen Westphalia Camper and still misses napping on the camper's soft, furry seats. And Meana is sort of a local star, he was once made a guest star appearance on a community channel television program.
Meana is a large, tabby with a mixture of colors. Meana is mainly a house cat but voyages outside on nice days. When Meana's parents are not home, he sometime will stay in his large cage. That's right, a cage! This may seem cruel, but Meana doesn't stay in the cage all the time. This is a way of giving Meana protection from the wild animals that live around his house. Animals such as coyote, foxes and raccoons. One thing a fat cat can not do well is run. So don't put your fingers in the cage! He has gone through some though trips to the local vet. He has had kidney stone problems twice and once had a "bum" rear leg. Not to mention his claw or knives removal and his sexual alteration, but he is fine now and still acts like a energetic kitten at times.... thanks to the Mayfield Veterinarian Clinic in St. Stephen, NB.

King Cat

Some of Meana's nicknames are "Mimi", "Meanie", "Miccar", "Mickey", and "Dee dee". But he has been called some nasty names when he bits someone to get his dinner. Some of Meana’s dislikes are Hooch the Dog, people that whistle and orange peelings. See whats bothering Meana today.. Click Here
Meana is currently starting a campaign to unite all fat cats of the world. All fat cats that are interested, please sign the guestbook below, and we shall begin this great task together. Fat Cats don't need to suffer anymore!


UPDATE:
Meana recently broke his 4 mice record.
Now, he has caught 5 mice in one day!
He may be fat but he is still a good hunter!



Meana's Top Cat Links:
In no particular order and growing everyday!!
  1. Fat Cats.Com - FAT CAT SITE
  2. Roscoe's Web Page - Live Litterbox Cam
  3. Pete - The Cat That Looks Like Hitler
  4. Kermit
  5. Jimmi FAT CAT SITE
  6. Willy Elmo
  7. Julia and Müslis - Russian Blue
  8. Oreo FAT CAT SITE
  9. Cat Fanciers' Association
  10. Cats in Canada!
  11. The Three Meowskateers
  12. Peezie FAT CAT SITE
  13. Purrscilla
  14. The Tabby Zone
  15. Boo The Talking Cat
  16. Lenny The Cat FAT CAT SITE
  17. Tigger's Cat Tales
  18. The Woobob Cats
  19. The Hobey Cat Diaries
  20. Cats in the House
  21. Kevvie's Korner FAT CAT SITE
More Feline Features:




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Then there is always Morris The Cat or fat cat mentor, Garfield.

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Everything else makes Meana sick...yack!


Meana's Daily Schedule:
  • Wake up around 6:30am
  • Get taken outside and feed breakfast
  • Go for a nap
  • Wake up to see what's going on, continue with nap
  • Eat Dinner
  • Eat Some grass
  • Cough up something......
  • Bathroom Time!
  • Another nap time
  • Eat Supper
  • Go in the house for the night
  • Evening nap time
  • Find someone eating, get snack!
  • Bedtime...
*Schedule may change without notice.





cleaning up after dinner..

"Let Thee Gut Be Full..."
Cat Nap

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Meana's Award:
Meana has to offer other approved "Fat Cat" web sites his own FAT CAT AWARD! The award is given to cat sites, large and small, that show good representation of cats on the internet. If you think your site could possibly be a candidate for this prestige award, please sign Meana's guestbook with a link to your site.

The Award
"THE FAT CAT SITE AWARD"



Last Updated On March 29th, 1999 (Re-Launched on April 2004)
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Unofficial use of his name, makes him mad! Rrraoww!
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