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If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die.||Anonymous
The more people I meet the more I like my cat.||Anonymous
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.||Samuel Butler
If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.||Capek
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.||Billings
The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two.||Maeterlinck
I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.||Jean Cocteau
By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.||Colette
Cats are designated friends.||Norman Corwin
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.||Leonardo Da Vinci
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.||Oliver Herford
Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words, and the president of the sovereign chiefs and the governor of the holy Circle; thou art indeed...the Great Cat.||Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes
To err is human, to purr is feline.||Robert Byrne
They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, "Can he name a kitten?||Samuel Butler
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.||Hippolyte Taine
Cats don't like change without their consent.||Roger A. Caras
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.||Jean Burden
An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.||Carl Van Vechten
As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.||Ellen Perry Berkeley
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.||Nan Porter
Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.||Monica Edwards
A cat is the only domestic animal I know who toilet trains itself and does a damned impressive job of it.||Joseph Epstein
There are no ordinary cats.||Colette
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.||George Will
God made the cat in order that man might have the pleasure of caressing the tiger.||Fernand Mery
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.||Mark Twain
The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.||Ernest Menaul
To bathe a cat takes brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction--and a cat. The last ingredient is usually hardest to come by.||Stephen Baker
Cat people are different, to the extent that they generally are not conformists. How could they be, with a cat running their lives?||Louis J. Camuti, DVM
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.||Missy Dizick
Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow.||George F. Will
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.||Jeff Valdez
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.||Hazel Nicholson
As we all know, cats now rule the world.||John R.F. Breen
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.||W.L. George
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.||Joseph Wood Krutch
There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.||Carl Van Vechten
How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.||Robert A. Heinlein
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.||Theophile Gautier
There is, indeed, no single quality of the cat that man could not emulate to his advantage.||Carl Van Vechten
Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.||Joseph Wood Krutch
There is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest, for there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.||Christopher Smart
If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.||Theophile Gautier
It's very hard to be polite if you're a cat.||Anonymous
Unlike us, cats never outgrow their delight in cat capacities, nor do they settle finally for limitations. Cats, I think, live out their lives fulfilling their expectations.||Irving Townsend
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.||John Dingman
I am as vigilant as a cat to steal cream.||William Shakespeare, Henry IV
Most of us rather like our cats to have a streak of wickedness. I should not feel quite easy in the company of any cat that walked about the house with a saintly expression…||Beverly Nichols
Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this because of all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish.||James Gorman
It is difficult to obtain the friendship of a cat. It is a philosophical animal...one that does not place its affections thoughtlessly.||Theophile Gautier
Cats sleep Anywhere, Any table, Any chair, Top of piano, Window-ledge, In the middle, On the edge.||Eleanor Farjeon
A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious not to hear the whole of it.||Jerome K. Jerome
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.||James Herriot
Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.||Eleanora Walker
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.||P.G. Wodehouse
The little furry buggers are just deep, deep wells you throw all your emotions into.||Bruce Schimmel
Ye shall not possess any beast, my dear sisters, except only a cat.||The Ancren Riewle (Nun's Rule)
When she walked...she stretched out long and thin like a little tiger, and held her head high to look over the grass as if she were treading the jungle.||Sarah Orne Jewett
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!||Theophile Gautier
When I play with my cat who knows whether I do not make her more sport than she makes me?||Michel de Montaigne
A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.||Albert Einstein
"It is with the approach of winter that cats...wear their richest fur and assume an air of sumptuous and delightful opulence.||Pierre Loti
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.||Wesley Bates
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, 'Hey, I don't see the problem here.'||Roy Blount, Jr.
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.||Jim Davis
The smart cat doesn't let on that he is.||H. G. Frommer
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.||Ben Williams
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies.||Gene Hill
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.||Christopher Morley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.||Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.||Andrew A. Rooney
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.||Unknown
I've seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.||John Steinbeck
If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either.||Unknown
Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well.||Bonnie Wilcox 'Old Dogs, Old Friends'
The more people I meet the more I like my dog||Unknown
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.||Edward Hoagland
I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn't excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.||Bonnie Schacter
No Matter how little money and how few possessions, you own, having a dog makes you rich.||Louis Sabin
Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.||Josh Billings
A piece of grass a day keeps the vet away||Unknown Dog
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.||Roger Caras
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.||Dave Barry
The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.||Henry Ward Beecher
To his dog, every man is Napolean, hence the constant popularity of dogs.||Aldous Huxley
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.||Sue Murphy
Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.||Alexander Pope
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.||Martha Scott
Every dog must have his day.||Jonathan Swift
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who have not got the guts to bite people themselves.||August Strindberg
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.||James Thurber
My cat does not talk as respectfully to me as I do to her.||Colette
Cats seem to go on the priciple that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.||Joseph Wood Krutch
Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?||Fernand Mery
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer||Alfred North Whitehead
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods, they have never forgotten this.||Unknown
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.||Winston Churchhill
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.||Ann Landers
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.||James Thurber
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. It is the principal difference between a dog and a man.||Mark Twain
Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.||Robertson Davies
Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.||Jim Davis
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?||Steven Wright
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue||Anonymous
The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.||George Graham Vest
Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.||Anonymous
Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.||Louis Sabin
Dogs have given us their absolute all.  We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust.  They serve us in return for scraps.  It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.||Roger Caras
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.||O. A. Battista
A dog is man's best friend, and vice versa.||Anonymous
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.||Roger Caras
The dog has got more fun out of man than man has got out of the dog, for man is the more laughable of the two animals.||James Thurber
A good dog deserves a good home.||Proverb
A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.||Anonymous
There's just something about dogs that makes you feel good.  You come home, they're thrilled to see you.  They're good for the ego.||Janet Schnellman
Every dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a dog.||Anonymous
A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but everyone prefers his bark.||Anonymous
The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman.||Anonymous
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.||Anonymous
There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.||Anonymous
Every dog may have his day, buy it's the puppies that have the weakends.||Anonymous
It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.||Anonymous
A dog's bark may be worse than his bite, but it's never quite so personal||Anonymous
A dog knows his master, a cat does not||Eleasar B. Zadok
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.||Max Eastman
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.||Franklin P. Jones
I can train any dog in 5 minutes.  It's training the owner that takes longer.||Barbara Woodhouse
You think dogs will not be in heaven?  I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.||Robert Louis Stevenson
You can’t keep a good man down -- or an over affectionate dog.||Anonymous
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.||Rita Rudner
No animal I know of can consistently be more of a friend and companion than a dog.||Stanley Leinwoll
When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people.||Julia Glass
You own a dog; you feed a cat.||Jim Fiebig
Any time you think you have influence, try ordering around someone else's dog.||The Cockle Bur
The cat is the mirror of his human's mind… the dog mirrors his human's physical appearance.||Winifred Carriere
Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was Spike.||World Features Syndicate
Disney's "Shaggy Dog" was bought for 2 dollars at a pound.||World Features Syndicate
… none are as fiercely loyal as dog people.  In return, no doubt, for the never-ending loyalty of dogs.||Linda Shrieves, Orlando Sentinel
Happiness is a warm puppy.||Charles Schulz
A collie has the brain of a man, and the ways of a woman.||Scottish Proverb
Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile.||Richard A. Wolters
Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect.||W.R. Koehler
There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog.||Konrad Lorenz
The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.||Daniel Pinkwater
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.||Barbara Woodhouse