Laughter Is Good For The Soul

I got these jokes from various people throughout
the last few months. If any are copyrighted
please let me know and I will remove it immediatly..

This is one we used to say all the time back
in high school, and I won't say how long ago
that was!!!!*smile*

The height of concete:-------An ant floating down
a river on his back yelling---->

RAISE THE DRAWBRIDGE!!!!

Oh come on it isn't that corny!!!

Dentist

Mr. and Mrs. Smith entered the dentist's office.
Mrs. Smith said, "I want a tooth pulled.
I don't want gas or Novocain because
I'm in a terrible hurry.
Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.
You're a brave woman said the dentist.
Now, Show me which tooth it is.
Mrs. Smith turned to her husband.Open your
mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.

COMMOTION

Two men were riding on a motorcycle. The one
on the back kept on complaining about being cold.
The driver stopped and told him to put
his leather jacket on backwards to break the wind.
He changed his coat and they started out again.
The motorcycle hit a rough spot in
the road and the man on the back fell off.
When the driver noticed his friend had disappeared,
he went back to find him.
A big crowd had gathered around the man
at the side of the road. The driver pushed
his way through the crowd. "is he hurt?" he asked.
"I don't know," a man scratched his head,
"he didn't seem to be in much trouble,
but we turned his head around the way
it belonged and he hasn't spoken a word since!

On a bus one evening a woman was bothering
the driver every few minutes, reminding him where
she wanted to get off. "How will I know when
we get to my street?" she asked. He couldn't resist
replying, "By the big smile on my face, lady."

MANNERS

Two cars met headon on a narrow, one-way bridge.
Screening to a halt, one irate driver stuck his
head out the window and shouted,
"I don't back up for idiots!"
Calmly putting his car in reverse,
the other motorist replied, "I do."

Minister

A youth minister was at the circus, asking
about the performers faith. "I have faith
in you to do your dangerous work,"
said he. "You must have faith in God."
The tightrope walker asked, from high
up in the tent, "Do you have faith in me
to walk this rope?" "Yes."
said the youth minister. "Do you think I can
push this wheelbarrow as I walk across the tent
on this high rope? "Yes, even that.
I believe in you." "Then climb up here,
sir, and ride across in the wheelbarrow!

"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"Of course, son. What do you want me to write?"
"Your name on my report card."

MEMORY

An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to
quit working so hard. He picked
out a strong young man to become his
apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting.
"Don't ask me a lot of questions," he told the boy.
"Just do whatever I tell you to do."
One day the old blacksmith took an iron out of
the forge and laid it on the anvil.
"Get the hammer over there," he said.
"When I nod my head, hit it real good
and hard." Now the town is looking
for a new blacksmith.

One blistering, hot day when guests were
present for dinner, a mother asked her four
year old son to say the blessing.
"But, Mother, I don't know what to say,"
he protested. "Just say what you've heard me say,"
she told him. Obediently, he bowed his head and
said,"Oh, Lord, why did I invite those
people here on a hot day like this?"